There are a husband and wife on earth who are about 45 years of age, but do not have children.They are just returning from a temple in a car.They saw a UFO crashing on earth.They stopped their car and went near it.The shuttle slowly started burning itself and inside that they saw a small box 3 foot in length.They immediately brought it outside and the shuttle now got burnt down completely.They opened the box and found a small child with a small diaper.
Wife-------"After a lots of prayer and sacrifices, God gave me a child.Thank you Lord"
Husband---"Thank you Lord.Now, I can't hold suspense, just open the diaper and check whether the child is a boy or girl"
Wife opened.She gave a loud shout and fell down unconscious.Husband came near her, took the baby from her lap and he too fell unconscious.
After some time, Rain came and both of them slowly opened their eyes.
Husband---"Leave him here ! We are going home.If we take him home, guiness book people will come to us to record the smallest living eunuch on this planet"
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