Woo-man(Part-3)

Lets shutdown this blog for few days,I too am not finding it interesting.


Wife-------"I have never asked anything for you in life.Please let's take him home"
Husband---"But how shall he grow?As a boy or a girl.In every aspect of life, he has to face serious troubles and at the end of the day, he will have nothing left"
Wife-------"We shall grow him like a boy.I assure you nothing like anything of the sort you thought would happen"
Husband---"Ok, What shall we name him?"
Wife-------"Inside the diaper, I found this tissue paper and it is written "Jim" on it"
Husband---"Ok small Jim, let's go home"
And they went home.Jim grew like a boy and his mother took great care that he never gets doubt that he is a eunuch.But Jim's ancestors used to speak to him in dreams and explain him about everything and their powers to do super natural things.And in this way Jim completed his Phd. and his father and mother, both were dead by this time.

Since Jim knew he was a super hero, he devised a costume for himself with a shirt and a saree.After that one day he started walking on the road and he saw a building on fire.A lot of screams were being heard from inside.
Jim(in mind)--"Now it's time to show that this world got a super hero"

Jim got into his costume and flied into the building and the people who saw him
It's a plane
It's a bird
It's a man
It's a woman
It's Woo-man

All the people were already rescued by the fire people.He took a cylinder that was burning and brought it down.He immediately took all the fire extinguishers that come out from a fire engine and stopping fire from the building and directed them towards the cylinder.The cylinder was saved, but the building with fire collapsed completely.
Woo-man-----"I know that you want to say thanks to me, but it's my responsibility to save you and your belongings.Take this cylinder to whom so ever it belongs.You know with great power ..........."
A man--------"You fool, if it hadn't been you here that building wouldn't have collapsed"
Another woman-"You dumb head, that is the same cylinder that caused fire"

Woo-man(Part-2)

There are a husband and wife on earth who are about 45 years of age, but do not have children.They are just returning from a temple in a car.They saw a UFO crashing on earth.They stopped their car and went near it.The shuttle slowly started burning itself and inside that they saw a small box 3 foot in length.They immediately brought it outside and the shuttle now got burnt down completely.They opened the box and found a small child with a small diaper.
Wife-------"After a lots of prayer and sacrifices, God gave me a child.Thank you Lord"
Husband---"Thank you Lord.Now, I can't hold suspense, just open the diaper and check whether the child is a boy or girl"
Wife opened.She gave a loud shout and fell down unconscious.Husband came near her, took the baby from her lap and he too fell unconscious.
After some time, Rain came and both of them slowly opened their eyes.
Husband---"Leave him here ! We are going home.If we take him home, guiness book people will come to us to record the smallest living eunuch on this planet"

Woo-man

Cast:Jim
Story type:Super hero

Once upon a time, very far away from earth there is a planet called Woo-land and Woo-mans used to live there.They were very intelligent and superior beings than the people of the planet earth.To the Woo-king there, a small kid was born, after much deliberations from a lot of astrologers and numerologists, the name "Jim" was fixed to him.The king arranged a great feast on the eve of keeping name for his son.In the middle of the event, the minister of the kingdom came hurriedly to king

Minister----"Greetings my Lord and to my new prince"
King-------"Greetings, but what brings you here at this hour of time, instead of enjoying the feast"
Minister----"We have found a planet, where the conditions are suitable for our existence !"
King-------"Really, that's interesting.Are there people on the planet ? I mean people who take in oxygen and leave carbon-dioxide like us"
Minister----"Yes master.But they are very weak beings"
King-------"oh ! Tell me more about them"
Minister----"We can fly, but they can't.Taking oxygen is a common thing.But what astonishes me is that there are two types of people over there"
King-------"You mean, already people from some other planet have occupied it?"
Minister----"No master.They are also from the same planet"
King--------"Then how are you distinguishing them as two types?"
Minister-----"In our planet, we go to work generally and we bear children and feed them, but on that planet, people of the type-man, generally go to work and the type woman, take the responsibility of bearing children and feeding them, and to bear children, both man and woman are interdependent.It cannot happen with only man or woman like us--Woo-mans"
King--------"That sounds funny, a man and a woman ha ha.Is there no one like us Woo-mans on that planet?"
Minister----"Yes my Lord, there are some people like us, but they are called eunuchs, but and they don't have special powers like us"
King-------"Hun ! I want to go to that planet once and check this all myself once.Arrange a space shuttle, now itself"
Minister----"Yes my Lord"

When the space shuttle is ready and the king is about to board it, a meteor about the size of half that planet crashed on it.And slowly the planet started dying.

Minister----"Master, half of our planet is destroyed and all the space shuttles are in that half and with in 10 more minutes, our planet's gonna die completely, I have arranged the coordinates of earth so that you can reach there safely.Quickly enter the shuttle"
King--------"I have lived enough and enjoyed half my life on this planet.I will also die on this planet.But my son, he doesn't know anything and had not seen the beauty of life, keep him in the shuttle and make sure it reaches the earth safely"
Minister-----"Think once again.As a childhood friend I am saying"
King--------"I am ordering you, do it"
Minister-----"As you say Master"
As soon as the child left the planet with the help of shuttle, the whole planet turned fire ball and got evaporated.And the shuttle reached the earth crossing thousands of light years.

‘Do’sti

Cast:Tom,Jack
Story type: Senti
Advice:Read it alone

The whole story happened one night between two best friends Tom and Jack who are just about to go to sleep.

Tom----"When will the power come yaar ? I will not sleep till the power comes.I've a lot of work to do"
Jack----"I heard someone saying that it will not come this whole night"
Tom----"Oh no"
Jack----"Let's sleep now.And if you have any work, you can do it waking up early tomorrow morning"
Tom----"Ok as Jack Baba says.Let's sleep"

They began to sleep.But during the sleep Jack observed that his friend has a lot of problem with mosquitoes and constantly scratching his body.Tom doesn't have any blanket on his body.Jack took his blanket and covered Tom with it and started sleeping again.Now mosquitoes began to hunt Jack.But in Jack's mind-----"Chance to make a sacrifice to a friend comes very rare.I got the chance now".And with mosuitoes biting him, he tried to sleep, but before he could close his eyes he saw Tom uncovering himself from the blanket to get some air and scratching himself.Jack went near him, took his hand away from the scratching position and again covered him with the blanket.He went to sleep and again Tom did the same thing.So he kept awake till midnight helping his friend to sleep peacefully.A call came from Jack's home and after answering the call, Jack went outside the room, sat on the floor and began to weep.

Now Tom again uncovered himself and due to mosquitoes he finally woke up and found that Jack was not on his bed.He went outside and found Jack crying
Tom--------"Jack what happened ?"
Jack--------"Nothing !"
Tom--------"Did anyone offend you? tell me"
Jack--------"No nothing.I just washed my face, but I forgot to make the eyes dry"
Tom slapped him and asked----"Tell me what happened?"
Jack(shivering voice)---"My father died.He died of blood cancer today just a few minutes back in the hospital.His death is inevitable.It has nothing to do with you"
Tom--------"Why did you hide this fact from me?"
Jack--------"It's personal matters, family related"
Tom again slapped him----"Family related ! Do you know the meaning of best friend ? A best friend means -a brother given by God.So my father is suffering with blood cancer and you would hide this fact from his child.

Do you know what friendship means ? "
Jack--------"I sacrificed my night's sleep for you by covering you with my blanket.The whole night I hadn't had any sleep.Is there any bigger sacrifice than this, that you have made for me ?"
Tom paused for few moments
Tom--------"Jack ! Why did you do this ? listen, friendship doesn't beget any sacrifice.If you really understand what friendship means you could have slept with me sharing the same blanket.
Friendship is a ship that starts with sharing, safely voyages with sharing and also ends with sharing"

Jack went dumb for few moments and hugged Tom.He cried, Tom too started crying and both cried that night till both of them went thirsty because of the tears they left and later on went to the hospital.

Normally Jack should do the rituals of cremation for the body, but Tom insisted and he himself made the rituals of cremation for Jack's father, sorry, his father.

My train journey(Part-2)

Time:-7:15 PM

Aunty(Girl's mother)---"I think after unboarding at our station also he will come after you"
I could not stop myself from laughing, but I still tried to maintain that angry look towards our psycho
After a short time
Time:-7:25 PM
Girl with the kid on the lap of the man beside me---"Entraa ! You are also seeing me like that guy with out even blinking your eye lids"

At this I could not stop laughing at the romantic humor of the girl and then
me loudly-------"I will be the third person watching you ha ha ha"

Joke is great, but I alone laughed.That wasn't a bad joke I think.Well I again went to that angry looking young man mode.

Bald headed uncle---"Don't fear, the people like this could not do anything to you until I left you and I will not leave you since after your station my station comes"

He is almost 50 years old.Is the dialogue necessary for him.No no, he stole my dialogue.That's for sure.
Time:-7:35 PM
Uncle(Ofcourse bald headed one) seeing that the girl and her mother have no cell phone---"Take my cell and call your dad.If he doesn't come to the station, then this guy may give you more trouble"

This too should be my dialogue.Why God, why are you giving him all the chances?

Aunty's reply-----"No need, my husband will be half-an-hour before at the station waiting for the train"
Girl---------------"Yes uncle, he takes care of me a lot"
Uncle-------------"After conceiving a beautiful daughter like this, he should generally be over cautious"

The girl gave a sweet smile to this.

Oh no, this old man is stealing my flirting dialogues also.God?

The man who sat beside me---"Let us give a complain to the railway police"
His wife--------------------------"Leave it.After reaching the station who is who.Let us adjust for few minutes and our troubles are gone"
The girl in Uncle's ears------"At home, I don't normally go out.This guy is giving me a lot of uncomforted feeling"
Uncle-------------------------"No you should not be like that.Do you remember what Gandhiji said--"When a girl moves freely in midnight, then I believe we got independance".And there are a lot of people like me in this world so that you can safely move"
Me in brain-----"Budda saala, don't try to act too smart"
Time:-7:55 PM
The man who sat beside me went to recess and to show the girl before that I am 'caring for every one', I tried to stop a person who tried to sit there
Me-----------"No there is a person here"
Woman------"He is that person"
I let him sit And later I realised-
Upch.In the girl's tension I forgot to see the man's face and when he came after recess, I stopped him itself.Became a fool.

The girl's station is about to come.Now it's time for dillism
Time:-08:15 PM
I took hold of some of their luggage, as I promised the aunty and the girl first unboarded the train at the station.I gave her luggage and then our first conversation started-
Girl------"Thank you very much"

That gave me a thousand volts power and now the man tried to rub her shoulders, but I went in between them and instead I got rubbed by the psycho on one side and the girl on the other.Should I feel happy or dismayed ?
Now I stopped that guy keeping a hand on his shoulder
Me------"Don't you have common sense.What the hell are you trying to do?"

He laughed and went on his way as if to buy some thing from the stores present on the station.I learnt a lesson from this---Never try to show heroism before Psychos
The train started.Again the psycho boarded the train, also me, but I stood by the door looking at the girl.She gave a proud look at me with a romantic smile and the train took me slowly away from her.

Now I came inside the train, with a lot of proud feeling in my heart that I saved a girl.Hurray,Howzzat.

Now the woman, with two children, started giving milk to one of her child.Our psycho started giving wild looks at her, this stirred my anger and I offered the window seat that the girl's mother sat before to her and I sat in her place.The man(Her husband) effectively covered his wife.After giving milk, the woman offered me a sweet.Now you should see the bald headed man's face ,it's like that of a rotten tomato.

For the next two hours, the psycho stared at me angrily and when ever chance came I too did the same and after reaching Hyderabad station, fear started in me, that the psycho may do something to one of the two children of the man and woman.After unboarding at the station, until the exit, I went along with them and when I got confirmed, that there was no presence of psycho around us I left them.

And while going away from them, the small kid with his tiny hands started waving me good bye with a cute smile.I came out of the station ,took a bus and reached my destination in time at around 11:00 PM

My train journey(Part-1)

Story type:true story
Cast:Dileep,a good looking girl
Reading:Read it as slow as you can, to get the feel, if you didn't get anything read the same again.Don't skip the brackets.

Principle:-When I have a general ticket in hand, I don't wait for the train to stop.Running, Catching, jumping, sitting --all these four give me a heroic feeling, which I always like to exhibit when ever chance comes.

Aim:To reach Hyderabad before midnight
Train:Intercity express
Boarding at:My home town-Khammam

Time:-5:45 PM
Train arrived.Since the train came late by 40 minutes the passengers on the platform were like bees on a bee hive.As the train is getting slowed down near the station, I ran, Caught the train by jumping on the foot pavement of train, and entered and tried to sit.But there were hand kerchiefs every where.All seats were already reserved by the people through windows throwing their kerchiefs.Then I thought--"I should have used my brain not dillism".One more thing here in each seat three people can sit.After a short while, I found a seat empty with no hand kerchiefs with one woman(Girl's mother) sitting on it.

Me-------------"Is there anyone here?"
Girl's mother--"Yes ofcourse"
I pretended as if I hadn't heard her and sat there.I sat at the edge of the seat with the girl's mother on other edge.After some time I realised she told me lies and what I did was correct (that pretension part)

Time:-6:10 PM
Another man arrived there with his two small children and wife and he too got adjusted in my seat ( now I moved nearer to the aunty) along with the girl's mother(let's call her aunty).His wife sat in the seat infront of us facing towards him and now since I moved nearer to the aunty, her daughter came exactly infront of me.And exactly infront of the aunty there is a bald headed uncle (not her husband, he is a seperate traveller, I will continue to call him uncle from here on)

Now let me be clear with the positions.In the seat I sat the three persons were aunty(near the window),me,and the man and on the other side Uncle(near the window),girl and the woman(the man's wife).Now the two children sat, one on man and the other on the woman(they were kids,sat on their parents ,that's all).

Now the real story starts, for every five seconds the girl's mother started turning her head and observing me for one second.Well I watched the girl four seconds and window for the fifth second when the girls mother turned towards me.The girl is slim, but she is turning her head constantly because of which I could not get a clear glimpse of her face, until climax.

Time:-6:30 PM
Now a samosa waala arrived there and the bald headed uncle bought some samosa.He took them and offered one to the girl.The girl rejected,and here I am waiting for my chance.But I wonder, he offered the girl first,later the girl's mother,later the man and the woman, and their children--all of them rejected and here I am ready to take it, but he hadn't offered me.

Time:-6:45 PM
The girl bended from her seat to say some thing in the mother's ear.Since I am intelligent, I heard each and every word

"Mom the man on the seat beside you (Hey guys not me, the man on the other seat beside our seat) is watching me constantly, not turning his eyes.He is constantly opening his pants buttons and closing them again, I am feeling very much uncomfortable"

And to describe the person who is watching the girl

He wore Gudumbha Shankar pant or like Levi's unbuttoned one with a red shirt.So naturally unbuttoning is for showing style.He has a funky hair and he behaved like a psycho with all the people in train including beggars.

Well ,now I got the reason for the girl's constant head movement( ofcourse our psycho).

Time:-7:00 PM
The girl's mother told me that since the luggage is more, I have to help them during unboarding."Ok aunty no problem"

Now I am sure that I got a good impression from aunty, now it's time for good impression from girl.Suddenly my face turned red and I gave an angry look to the psycho.In my mind--"Did the girl watch me giving angry look? Well let's do it again"

And mean while a chaat wala arrived.That bald headed uncle again offered the girl first, later her mother and others but not me.

And these things continued like this, till the girl's mother cracked a joke

Rambo(Part-6)

Hoso went dumb for few minutes.Later on he started speaking again
Hoso---"I am very sorry for all the words I have spoken.I don't think you will speak with me again,I am going"
Gwenn-"Wait ! We human beings also have one more 'weakling' and that's compassion.We are ready to speak and stay friendly with you"
Hoso---"Oh thank you.Well relax for sometime and later on when the space ship is ready, you can go"
Gwenn-"Ok ! Thank you"
And they started relaxing and slept for almost five hours and when the ship got ready, Hoso again came and woke them up.
Hoso---"Aliens wake up, the ship is ready"
Tom----"Hey you are aliens, we are human beings"
Bob-----"No Tom, he is right.Aliens are the people in the universe other than our own planet.For us they are aliens and for them we are aliens"
Hoso----"Ok from that glass chamber we have arranged a way so that you can directly enter the UFO-as you call it.Our driver will take you and drop you on earth at the place you want"
Alien's leader--"Before you go, I have a message for all the human beings on earth--

My dear human brothers and sisters ,we are glad that you have found us ultimately.I am very sorry for all the secret things we did in order to explore your planet through UFO's as you call them.We did this only to learn your language so that we can effectively communicate with you in the later generations to come, with out clashes in between our planets.Now that we came to know that we learnt your language in a perfect manner and there is no reason to hide, we are exposing ourselves to you.We, the beings of the planet mars are ready to extend a friendly hand to you and start working together in the fields of science,technology and every other field that can collaborate our mutual understanding and brotherly relationship"

Bob---------"Yes sir.As soon as I reach the earth, we will make sure that your message reaches, each and every human being on our planet.For now Adios"
Alien's leader-"Hasta La Vista"

And they went back to planet earth with lots of joy in their faces along with tons of pride in their hearts.

This ends our science fiction story and get ready for another story tomorrow

Rambo(Part-5)

This post is most irritating to me, since today morning I already completed it well and good ,but something went wrong and there is no post in the blog.No problems, I will write again.

Now since the words of our astronauts could be heard by the aliens ,conversation started between our people inside the glass chamber with the aliens outside it.Bob started speaking with the alien's leader trying the new language
Bob---"Hello ! Weo Glado to meeto youo"
Alien-"Hello------so you are English"
Bob--"Yes yes,do you know English?"
Alien-"That's the only language I know of your planet.We regularly visit your planet through UFO's as you call them and try to bridge the communication gap.BTW is my English good?"
Bob--"Oh it's too good"
Vicky-"We too regularly visit you planet with the help of rovers to learn your language"
Alien--"Oh then you must be knowing our language.Talk with me once"
Vicky-"Ato Uto Maso"
Alien--"Kamoto chaoto thrito pato"
Vicky tried to act smart and now he is locked in puzzle
Alien--"Raoto Kato Phito"
Vicky--"Sorry sir, I tried to boast before you"
Alien---"Oh common, don't become senti,

we are friends now and friends don't apologise"
Vicky---"I like your attitude boss"
Alien----"Thank you and I think I correctly figured out that you people breath oxygen and plants release it"
Elen-----"Yup ! But what do you breath?"
Alien----"The truth is we hadn't tried to figure it out since we could breath anywhere in this universe"
Elen-----"That's great ,hope mankind also turns like that one day"
Alien----"I wish the same.
A UFO as you call with oxygen filled in it is getting ready and mean while you can relax in there and if you need anything my friend Hoso will help you.

Our five did not go for relaxation, instead the questionnaire again started-
Tom------"Do you know where did you originate from ? Like man evolved from Chimpanzee and it evolved from big sized monkey and so on"
Hoso-----"We don't generally try to figure out such trivial things like your mankind.We think of only the future and that is why we are the future now to your mankind"
Elen------"One doubt"
Hoso-----"Proceed"
Elen------"Why don't you get dressed?"
Hoso-----"Clothes are responsible for of half the sins in your mankind.A woman shows some part of her body and man goes in lust for the remaining part.Is it not ?
I personally feel that ,more than you your animals are better"
Vicky-----"I agree with you Hoso.Nakedness is far better.Elen ,since you asked the question, you start the revolution first"
Gwenn----"Would you please shut your mouth Vicky and (pauses)you Hoso (angrily)
How dare you talk against mankind who designed, devoloped and embraced clothes for centuries?
It's natural that men go gaga for women and try to impress them and it's a wonderful part of human's life cycle
If it comes to the part of lust, it will be started with brain not clothes
Clothes reflect our cultures, traditions and civilizations
With out these clothes, we will be beasts like you, no relationships, except, obeying the king
and finally We are able to step on Mars only because of the fact that man designed space suite which had it's basis from clothes"

Rambo(Part-4)

Tom----"Gwenn now tell quickly what this means"
Gwenn-"Let me coordinate everything together"
Vicky--"By the time you finish coordinating we will be sacrificed and eaten away by them"
Elen---"With you being the first one"
Bob---"Again ! please stop quarrelling, Gwenn did you complete coordinating"
Gwenn-"Yes ! Let me tell you one thing first,Rambo meant murmuring ,ok ,now by combining the statements----------

First of all the aliens leader told them--------"What are they murmuring among themselves?Let's take them to the place where we grow ploto"
To this the aliens replied---"As you say master"
Later he came near Bob and told him---"We are taking you to the plotos place"
To this first Bob said "No" and to convince him the aliens leader--"You can speak there I think" and later on when Bob said "Yes" ,
the aliens leader told the remaining aliens--"Take them to the plotos place"
and the aliens replied again---"As you say master" and they are taking us to that place"

Vicky-------"Now what's this 'Ploto'"
Gwenn-----"That is the only thing I am not able to decode"
Elen-------"I think it's some kind of fungae or algae"
Vicky------"There is a chance also that it may be an animal which eats beautiful woman"
Elen-------"If it is an animal, then it will eat first one of it's own kind,you"
Tom-------"Oh common guys ,lets think seriously of this ploto"
Mean while the aliens started taking them into a big cave
Vicky-----"No doubt it's an animal, Elen booooooth"
Bob-------"Seriously,This is the last warning for you Vicky"
Gwenn----"Hey look ,it's like a big space shuttle, what are they doing with it inside this cave?"
The door of that shuttle got opened and to their surprise, there were plants growing in there with in glass walls ,with a single vaccum fitted door.The aliens opened the door ,and immediately pushed them into that glass walled chamber and closed the door"
Bob------"So ploto meant plants and these people are growing them here using artificial means of arrangement"
Tom-----"Since plants release oxygen ,I think we can open our masks"
Vicky----"Elen will go first"
Elen-----"Even if you die, there will be no problem for our journey ,you try first"
Gwenn--"Stop it.I believe in Tom and I am going to open first"

Gwenn opened her mask and she is alive ,nothing happened to her,she immediately got rid of that suite and later on all the others did the same.

Rambo(Part-3)

The Aliens leader seeing his alien friends----"Wato aro tho Rambo amo thomosovo ? Leo tako theo to teo ploco whro wo gro ploto"
All the aliens at a time---"Aso uso mato"
Tom-----"Hey they know how to speak words other than Rambo"
Bob-----"Tom will you please shut up"
Elen-----"It is their alien language.If we can decode it ,we will be like Gods when we go back to earth"
Vicky----"Oh Elen ! come on ,these are the things that need to be discussed between the people who have brains.Not dumb heads"
Elen-----"How dare you call me like that"
Gwenn--"Will you please stop.If we are together in this mission, then only we can encounter them effectively.Elen and Vicky, from now on don't open your mouth unless you have a proper solution"
Vicky and Elen just nodded their heads.
The alien came near Bob and told him------"Wo aro takongo uo to teo ploto ploco"
Bob------"I think he is asking for some confirmation"
Gwenn---"Tell him that we accept"
Bob-------"but how?"
Tom------"There is one universal signal.Nod your head up and down"
Bob nodded his head up and down and
again alien to Bob--"Uo co spo thro Io thoko"
Bob-------"What the hell is this guy trying to tell me again?"
Elen-------"As per his face movements, it looks as if he is trying to convince you"
Bob-------"But why? I already told yes to them"
Vicky------"I think our universal signal for "Yes" is "no" for them.Try our universal signal for "no" by moving your head to and fro like that of a pendulum"
Bob now moved his head left and right and now the alien leader moved back and all the aliens started moving towards our astronauts.
Alien leader to aliens---"Tako theo to teo ploto ploco"
Aliens all at a time-----"Aso uso mato"
And the aliens came near our astronauts and lifted them-----Three aliens an astronaut and started taking them to some place.In the transportation process ,thee conversation between astronauts---
Tom------"Are they gonna take us to their temple and sacrifice us as a gift to their Gods"
Vicky-----"Yeah that's for sure.I think it asked our confirmation for sacrificing us.And one more thing,the most beautiful one will be sacrificed first"
Elen------"I think the most ugliest one will be the first"
Bob-------"Oh common.I don't think they will do that for us.If it is for sacrifice they would have dragged us from here to their temple.They would not lift and take us on their shoulders"
Gwenn----"You are right Bob and Elen is right before saying that they are speaking some alien language.There are some words common in their speech that are repeated"
Tom-------"Did you decode any part of it?"
Gwenn----"Yeah"
Elen-------"Tell quickly then.What are you waiting for?"
Gwenn----"The aliens repeated the words 'Aso Uso Mato' ,If we split the sentence it breaks into three words
Aso
Uso
Mato
Taking the first three alphabets of each word and converting them to English referring the remaining part of each word
we get,

Aso--As
Uso--You Say
Mato--Master"

Bob---"That's perfect ! What about the remaining sentences?"
Gwenn-"I don't remember them.If anyone could, I could decode them"
Tom----"I remember them.The sentences he spoke in succession were:
1.Wato aro tho Rambo amo thomosovo ? Leo tako theo to teo ploco whro wo gro ploto
2.Wo aro takongo uo to teo ploto placo
3.Uo co spo thro Io thoko
4.Tako theo to teo ploto ploco"

Gwenn decoded them and it will be in the next post.But, try to decode them yourself"

Rambo(Part-2)

Vicky-------"No Gwenn ,there is more important thing than that,
the Oxygen"
Elen---------"Yeah you are right ! I am just about to say that"
Tom---------"Hey we forgot the most important thing of all,We saw some alien like spaces just before our landing"
Bob----------"And we can take their help in getting the required oxygen and going back to our planet"
Elen----------"Hey look ! they are coming towards us"

Gwenn took a pen and began to write-------
Structure of alien
1.3-foot tall
2.Eyes of the size of cricket ball
3.Nose is just like the eyes ,not plunging out like that of humans
4.Mouth is very small ,can a straw fit into it?
5.No hair
6.Rest of the body is like that of a dwarf with AIDS

Tom----------"Gwenn what are you doing ?"
Gwenn-------"Just noting down their structure"
Tom----------"You have shown the wits of a true G-MAT.First think of how to save ourselves from them"
Gwenn-------"Tom listen ! my SG is twice that of you in the high school.I know what to do"
Bob----------"Mine is thrice.So what ? Stop quarrelling and think of a solution"
Tom----------"Then you are the super G-MAT"
Bob----------"Ok ! I agree"
Mean while Elen came out with a solution
Elen---------"I will make them kneel before me by showing them my beauty"
Vicky--------"Elen your body has grown ,not brain.Exposing is not possible every where.This is red planet and if you come out of that suite------Uff-----you are gone"
Elen----------"You blacky muddy idiot"
Vicky---------"You cannot call me blacky.After all,Our president is also black.I will complain to the black police that you are showing racial feelings and they will put you in a jail and give you a good thrashing"
Elen----------"All the remaining here are white.No one's gonna give you proof.You can't do anything"
Vicky---------"Let's see, what can I do"
Bob-----------"You idiots ,first Tom and Gwenn and now you both.Please think of a solution.Oh ! they have arrived"

The aliens surrounded them from all sides

Tom-----------"No chance to escape now"
One of the aliens came forward and since Bob is the team leader for all of them he too went forward
Bob-----------"Hello we are from earth, the other planet (Pauses) And we are glad to meet you"
Alien----------"Rambo"
Vicky----------"Oh Bob ! I think it is calling me.My wife used to tell me that my biceps were like that of Sylvester Stallone"
Elen-----------"Did you forget what you said a few moments ago ? 'Everyone looks alike in this space suite' and I think your wife already divorced you last month"

Alien saw Elen--"Rambo"

Elen------------"I think it saw my face through this face mask of the space suite and got impression that I must be Rambo's lead pair in the movie and it may want me to act against it in the first ever movie of aliens made by man"
Bob-------------"Elen ! Would you please stop "
Elen------------"Don't be jealous Bob"
Bob------------"I am jealous,I accept and now (shouts)Enough is enough"

Alien saw Bob--"Rambo"

Tom------------"Gwenn what do you think this creature is trying to tell us ?"

Alien saw Tom-"Rambo"

Gwenn----------"Since we are in the space suits, only through the micro phone transmission system, anyone can hear us or we can hear from anyone.But how are we getting to listen-'Rambo' from it"

Alien saw Gwenn--"Rambo"

Bob-------------"Yeah you are right Gwenn and Our scientists developed a mechanism that lets us hear what others say in the short range from us just like on earth ,but what we speak cannot be heard by others with out the transmission system"

Alien saw Bob-"Rambo"

Tom-------------"So it's trying to say----"Why are you murmuring?" and it's Rambo in their alien language"
Remaining four spontaneously--"exactly"

Rambo(Part-1)

Cast---Tom,Vicky,Bob,Elen,Gwenn
Story type---Science fiction

The year is 2044.Man had already built large space stations on the surface of moon but hadn't reached Mars.The space shuttle to reach Mars is ready by now.Man's aim to make moon a stepping stone to enter mars is over.The stepping stone is ready,but who are the first people to step on moon and jump on Mars.After a lot of deliberations,Five astronauts were chosen.They were Tom,Vicky,Bob,Elen and Gwenn.

The space shuttle took off from the surface of the moon and is moving steadily in the orbit assigned to it.Bob ,Elen and Gwenn were assigned the driving responsibility of the shuttle.Slowly it entered the atmosphere of Mars.But as the shuttle is about to reach the surface of the Mars ,Tom and Vicky saw something through the glass panes of the space shuttle ,and shouted "aliens".Bob ,Elen and Gwenn also out of curiosity came to the glass pane to take a look at the aliens."Yes ! We found them"Gwenn exclaimed.Everyone hugged each other for being the first people from earth to see aliens.

Gwenn exclaimed again--"Who is driving the Shuttle?"Before she finished her last word the shuttle crash landed.Thanks to the excellent safety measures made by the scientists of that time.The shuttle got damaged ,but nothing of that damage reached the interior part.And in their own safety measures they forgot about what they saw a few moments before.

Tom-------"Yes we reached the surface of the moon.And I will be the first one to step on Mars"
Gwenn----"No I will be the first one"
Elen-------"No since I am the most beautiful ,I should be the one"
Vicky------"Your beauty on earth doesn't make any sense on Mars.In this space suite all of us are alike.Any way let's toss a coin"
Tom-------"You idiot.This is not the challenge between two people.It's between four people"
Vicky------"Yeah I know.If it's heads you win ,tails--Gwenn wins and if it lands vertically Elen and if it doesn't come down I win"
Tom-------"I accept"
Gwenn----"I too accept"
Elen-------"I too want either head or tails.I don't accept"
Vicky-----"Ok two out of three accept and majority wants the tossing of coin"
Vicky tossed the coin.But it didn't come down.Vicky won and ran towards the door of the shuttle, but it is getting closed.It meant already some one got out.

It's undoubtedly Bob.So in silence Vicky came out slowly and also the other three.

When did Bob come out? When the four of them were quarrelling, Bob slowly opened the door of the shuttle and kept foot on the Mars.By now everyone got out and started feeling the new planet through their feet.

Mean while Bob took his microphone and started speaking to the world audience------"My dear American brothers and sisters.I am the first person to step on the red planet.Watch me as I am planting the American flag here also, just like as we planted on Moon.We stood before the climatic changes on earth and claimed it.Later on we claimed the Moon.Now we are going to claim the Mars also.The future is ours.Mr.President---I am proud to be part of this wonderful journey "

Vicky----------"Bob ! only the four of us could hear you ,not the whole universe.Our transmitting system to the earth got damaged due to crash"
Bob-----------"Ohh shit ! I by-hearted the speech almost a thousand times and now it's all in vain"
Elen----------"Oh then there is no proof that Bob is the first one to step on Mars.That's good.I will claim myself as the first person on Mars"
Tom----------"No I will claim myself"
Gwenn-------"Oh ! You forgot the most important thing.Our shuttle got damaged.We are not going to get back to our home planet"
Everyone now started staring their faces.There are also other faces staring and coming towards them---------Aliens