Friday, July 9, 2010

Rambo(Part-5)

This post is most irritating to me, since today morning I already completed it well and good ,but something went wrong and there is no post in the blog.No problems, I will write again.

Now since the words of our astronauts could be heard by the aliens ,conversation started between our people inside the glass chamber with the aliens outside it.Bob started speaking with the alien's leader trying the new language
Bob---"Hello ! Weo Glado to meeto youo"
Alien-"Hello------so you are English"
Bob--"Yes yes,do you know English?"
Alien-"That's the only language I know of your planet.We regularly visit your planet through UFO's as you call them and try to bridge the communication gap.BTW is my English good?"
Bob--"Oh it's too good"
Vicky-"We too regularly visit you planet with the help of rovers to learn your language"
Alien--"Oh then you must be knowing our language.Talk with me once"
Vicky-"Ato Uto Maso"
Alien--"Kamoto chaoto thrito pato"
Vicky tried to act smart and now he is locked in puzzle
Alien--"Raoto Kato Phito"
Vicky--"Sorry sir, I tried to boast before you"
Alien---"Oh common, don't become senti,

we are friends now and friends don't apologise"
Vicky---"I like your attitude boss"
Alien----"Thank you and I think I correctly figured out that you people breath oxygen and plants release it"
Elen-----"Yup ! But what do you breath?"
Alien----"The truth is we hadn't tried to figure it out since we could breath anywhere in this universe"
Elen-----"That's great ,hope mankind also turns like that one day"
Alien----"I wish the same.
A UFO as you call with oxygen filled in it is getting ready and mean while you can relax in there and if you need anything my friend Hoso will help you.

Our five did not go for relaxation, instead the questionnaire again started-
Tom------"Do you know where did you originate from ? Like man evolved from Chimpanzee and it evolved from big sized monkey and so on"
Hoso-----"We don't generally try to figure out such trivial things like your mankind.We think of only the future and that is why we are the future now to your mankind"
Elen------"One doubt"
Hoso-----"Proceed"
Elen------"Why don't you get dressed?"
Hoso-----"Clothes are responsible for of half the sins in your mankind.A woman shows some part of her body and man goes in lust for the remaining part.Is it not ?
I personally feel that ,more than you your animals are better"
Vicky-----"I agree with you Hoso.Nakedness is far better.Elen ,since you asked the question, you start the revolution first"
Gwenn----"Would you please shut your mouth Vicky and (pauses)you Hoso (angrily)
How dare you talk against mankind who designed, devoloped and embraced clothes for centuries?
It's natural that men go gaga for women and try to impress them and it's a wonderful part of human's life cycle
If it comes to the part of lust, it will be started with brain not clothes
Clothes reflect our cultures, traditions and civilizations
With out these clothes, we will be beasts like you, no relationships, except, obeying the king
and finally We are able to step on Mars only because of the fact that man designed space suite which had it's basis from clothes"

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