Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Rambo(Part-2)

Vicky-------"No Gwenn ,there is more important thing than that,
the Oxygen"
Elen---------"Yeah you are right ! I am just about to say that"
Tom---------"Hey we forgot the most important thing of all,We saw some alien like spaces just before our landing"
Bob----------"And we can take their help in getting the required oxygen and going back to our planet"
Elen----------"Hey look ! they are coming towards us"

Gwenn took a pen and began to write-------
Structure of alien
1.3-foot tall
2.Eyes of the size of cricket ball
3.Nose is just like the eyes ,not plunging out like that of humans
4.Mouth is very small ,can a straw fit into it?
5.No hair
6.Rest of the body is like that of a dwarf with AIDS

Tom----------"Gwenn what are you doing ?"
Gwenn-------"Just noting down their structure"
Tom----------"You have shown the wits of a true G-MAT.First think of how to save ourselves from them"
Gwenn-------"Tom listen ! my SG is twice that of you in the high school.I know what to do"
Bob----------"Mine is thrice.So what ? Stop quarrelling and think of a solution"
Tom----------"Then you are the super G-MAT"
Bob----------"Ok ! I agree"
Mean while Elen came out with a solution
Elen---------"I will make them kneel before me by showing them my beauty"
Vicky--------"Elen your body has grown ,not brain.Exposing is not possible every where.This is red planet and if you come out of that suite------Uff-----you are gone"
Elen----------"You blacky muddy idiot"
Vicky---------"You cannot call me blacky.After all,Our president is also black.I will complain to the black police that you are showing racial feelings and they will put you in a jail and give you a good thrashing"
Elen----------"All the remaining here are white.No one's gonna give you proof.You can't do anything"
Vicky---------"Let's see, what can I do"
Bob-----------"You idiots ,first Tom and Gwenn and now you both.Please think of a solution.Oh ! they have arrived"

The aliens surrounded them from all sides

Tom-----------"No chance to escape now"
One of the aliens came forward and since Bob is the team leader for all of them he too went forward
Bob-----------"Hello we are from earth, the other planet (Pauses) And we are glad to meet you"
Alien----------"Rambo"
Vicky----------"Oh Bob ! I think it is calling me.My wife used to tell me that my biceps were like that of Sylvester Stallone"
Elen-----------"Did you forget what you said a few moments ago ? 'Everyone looks alike in this space suite' and I think your wife already divorced you last month"

Alien saw Elen--"Rambo"

Elen------------"I think it saw my face through this face mask of the space suite and got impression that I must be Rambo's lead pair in the movie and it may want me to act against it in the first ever movie of aliens made by man"
Bob-------------"Elen ! Would you please stop "
Elen------------"Don't be jealous Bob"
Bob------------"I am jealous,I accept and now (shouts)Enough is enough"

Alien saw Bob--"Rambo"

Tom------------"Gwenn what do you think this creature is trying to tell us ?"

Alien saw Tom-"Rambo"

Gwenn----------"Since we are in the space suits, only through the micro phone transmission system, anyone can hear us or we can hear from anyone.But how are we getting to listen-'Rambo' from it"

Alien saw Gwenn--"Rambo"

Bob-------------"Yeah you are right Gwenn and Our scientists developed a mechanism that lets us hear what others say in the short range from us just like on earth ,but what we speak cannot be heard by others with out the transmission system"

Alien saw Bob-"Rambo"

Tom-------------"So it's trying to say----"Why are you murmuring?" and it's Rambo in their alien language"
Remaining four spontaneously--"exactly"

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