Saturday, November 27, 2010

Thinker

Ron baby Ron Ron Ron Ron

Now our Ron entered the classroom.He always liked to sit in the back bench, but thinking what the professor might think of him.He never did that.He went and sat in the last bench.A guy tried to tease him

Guy --- "Hey see who comes here, a douche bag, huuuuuuuu" , the guy knows that Ron will not react since he hasn't been reacting for AGES.But to his surprise reaction came

Ron --- "You asshole, mother fucker, son of a bitch, fuck you"

Ron always wanted to use the slangs, but thinking what the society might think of him, he never used them.The guy felt a lot of embarrassment infront of everyone, since Ron never scolds any one, but scolded now and he is the first one.

Ron went and sat next to him.The guy stared, he stood to go to another bench, and started a dialogue

Guy --- "Let the class be over and I will kick your ass"

Ron saw that the professor is about to enter the class, but no one in the class noticed him.Everyone kept staring at Ron and the guy.

Ron --- "So, you can't do anything with in the class"

At this the guy caught hold of Ron's collar, and to his surprise Ron retaliated

Ron --- "Please don't do anything for me, what wrong did I do ? Leave me, I have to go and sit in the first bench and listen to class"
And seeing fear in Ron's eyes, the guy became excited
Guy --- "Ha ha, now you are screaming, I will break your skull and make noodles with your nerves"

Professor --- "Stop it"

Every one turned towards the professor and immediately every one sat in their benches and opened books, the guy in the midst of bewilderment and excitation became like a statue, still holding Ron's collar.

Professor --- "Harrison, what are you trying to do ? First of all leave the collar"

The guy took his hands back and Ron began adjusting his shirt and after that he went and sat in the first bench as usual, while Professor and Harrison kept staring at each other.

Professor --- "What kind of a student are you ? How dare you lay on hands on one of my brilliant students"
Guy --- "First, he called me mother...."
Professor --- "Stop it, he would not utter such slangs nor is this least possible"
Guy --- "He said it"
Professor --- "Then prove it"

Harrison looked towards his friends.But his friends knew, even if they tell truth he would not believe since he liked Ron a lot and they could get detention along with Harrison.So no one stood for Harrison.

Professor --- "Two grades less and an appealing sorry to Ron.Do it now"

Ron stood up and told --- "Sir, I used those slangs.Both of us mutually abused each other"

The Professor was surprised, he did not expect it, so he didn't know how to react.Well, no professor expects it.He told both of them to sit and continued the class.

Now this is what went on Ron's mind.First of all while the professor was entering, he thought of fooling him and he did it.Later on he felt sorry for him and thought of helping him and sooo he did it.

After the class, during the lunch time, Harrison approached Ron.

Harrison --- "Very thanks buddy, but this is just thrilling.No one gave me such a shock since long time.We, friends"
Ron --- "Yeah, we cool"
Harrison --- "Let us go to the canteen.My treat today"
Ron --- "Ofcourse"

Ron went along with him into the canteen, the same canteen, I think you remember the canteen in the first part, the same one.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Thinker

Ron went to home, he began to think ---

"What should I do ? Is she trying to put me in a hole by luring me with treasure ? OR is she trying to inspire me ? Why not a day ? A single day, well, if I don't get treasure, no problem.It's just a matter of 24 hours.And of that, I sleep 8 hours.I'll do it"

Before sleeping, he took a small piece of paper wrote in it

"Do whatever comes into your mind ?"

He kept it underneath his alarm clock and slept.

Part-3:

Ron woke up with the ringing of alarm bell.He took the piece of paper and got reminded of what he decided to do that day.In the next second, he threw the alarm clock slamming the wall.Ron chuckled -- "Well, that's what came into my mind".

He has a suit with him, which he brought a long time ago, but did not wore it a single day, since he thought .....

He wore that suit, with neatly polished shoes and tie and started off for his college.While crossing a street, he came across a beautiful girl.He immediately told her -- "You look so gorgeous, you are very beautiful"
Girl --- "Really, thank you, and you look handsome too"
Ron--- "Will you come to dine with me tonight ? I hope no one booked you"
Girl stared angrily and--- "What do you mean ?"
Ron --- "Hey, don't get me wrong.I am just trying to say, since you were beautiful, you must be having a lot of boys roaming around you and trying to flatter you.So I thought, someone already asked you and.."

Girl came to the normal mode from angry mode.

Girl---- "Well, stop.I don't have a boy friend.All the people look at me and pass on with out saying anything, thinking something in their minds.You are the only one who dared to ask me.I would love to come"

Both exchanged their mobile numbers and Ron started walking towards his college.Ron want to think and be happy about what happened, but he did not.He entered the college premises.Many guys used to make fun of him in the college and one guy among them came near him and slapped him as usual.

Guy ---- "This is the two hundredth slap I gave you, now cry for your mama to come and kick me, cry baby cry"

Ron did not think, slapped the guy.Ron did not stop, he kept on slapping him for five minutes and many people gathered around them.And the guy started crying

Ron ---- "Enough for today, still I have 150 slaps to give you, in the next three days, I am sure to give them.Although you are an asshole, you always tried to slap me because I don't refute and try to become a hero infront of everyone.Don't try to act smart.Every day will not be the same"

The words came out of Ron's mind directly, he did not think much whether to utter a word or not.He just did and infront of everyone he stood firm and told these things.He walked away from there to his class room.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Thinker

He immediately ran to the class room and on his way, he told one of his friends that a gal fell down there unconscious and made sure that he would sprinkle water on her.He went to the class.

Part-2:

Two days later, while he was drinking a coffee, in the cafeteria, Joli came and sat infront of him.

Joli --- "Hello, how are you ?"

Ron did not say hello in return, but began to think,

"What happened on that day ? Did that guy sprinkle water on her, or some other guy helped her.Why did she come and sat before me ?"
Ron was staring at her and in his mind, all these things were going, and Joli slapped him.Ron got angry and with in a split second, he slapped her again.

Joli --- "I just want this thing"

She smiled at him and went away.Ron began to think in the night before sleeping, thinking what made her say that

"May be no one sprinkled water on her, the mistake was mine and I ought to get slapped.But after I slapped, why did she laugh ? Is she trying to unleash the beast with in me ?"

He looked at his face in mirror and began to laugh at his thought "Me, beast, ha ha"

The next day, again while he was drinking tea, she came and sat before him,

Joli --- "Hello"

Ron began to think again

"Why is she doing this again ? What does she want from me ? " and again while Ron was thinking, she slapped him.Ron also slapped her back with in a split second.

Joli --- "I just want this thing"

and she raised to go, but left a paper there, as if accidentally it had fallen from her purse and went away.Ron began to think

"Is it a bill ? I think she gave a huge party, but could not afford the bill.Now I got it, she told the manager that I was her boy friend and when the manager didn't believe her, she came near my table and must have shown my intimacy for her to the manager.No, no what am I thinking, then what is the need for her to come yesterday ?"

As he was thinking, Joli saw from a distance, that he did not pick the paper, came back, took the paper and kept it infront of his eyes, it read

"Try for one day, to do all the things in your life, with out thinking, just explode"

Joli --- "If you do this, you will find treasure, I promise in the name of God, that you will find treasure"

After that Joli went away, while Ron sat there, thought for a moment and he too went away to his house.