Time:-7:15 PM
Aunty(Girl's mother)---"I think after unboarding at our station also he will come after you"
I could not stop myself from laughing, but I still tried to maintain that angry look towards our psycho
After a short time
Time:-7:25 PM
Girl with the kid on the lap of the man beside me---"Entraa ! You are also seeing me like that guy with out even blinking your eye lids"
At this I could not stop laughing at the romantic humor of the girl and then
me loudly-------"I will be the third person watching you ha ha ha"
Joke is great, but I alone laughed.That wasn't a bad joke I think.Well I again went to that angry looking young man mode.
Bald headed uncle---"Don't fear, the people like this could not do anything to you until I left you and I will not leave you since after your station my station comes"
He is almost 50 years old.Is the dialogue necessary for him.No no, he stole my dialogue.That's for sure.
Time:-7:35 PM
Uncle(Ofcourse bald headed one) seeing that the girl and her mother have no cell phone---"Take my cell and call your dad.If he doesn't come to the station, then this guy may give you more trouble"
This too should be my dialogue.Why God, why are you giving him all the chances?
Aunty's reply-----"No need, my husband will be half-an-hour before at the station waiting for the train"
Girl---------------"Yes uncle, he takes care of me a lot"
Uncle-------------"After conceiving a beautiful daughter like this, he should generally be over cautious"
The girl gave a sweet smile to this.
Oh no, this old man is stealing my flirting dialogues also.God?
The man who sat beside me---"Let us give a complain to the railway police"
His wife--------------------------"Leave it.After reaching the station who is who.Let us adjust for few minutes and our troubles are gone"
The girl in Uncle's ears------"At home, I don't normally go out.This guy is giving me a lot of uncomforted feeling"
Uncle-------------------------"No you should not be like that.Do you remember what Gandhiji said--"When a girl moves freely in midnight, then I believe we got independance".And there are a lot of people like me in this world so that you can safely move"
Me in brain-----"Budda saala, don't try to act too smart"
Time:-7:55 PM
The man who sat beside me went to recess and to show the girl before that I am 'caring for every one', I tried to stop a person who tried to sit there
Me-----------"No there is a person here"
Woman------"He is that person"
I let him sit And later I realised-
Upch.In the girl's tension I forgot to see the man's face and when he came after recess, I stopped him itself.Became a fool.
The girl's station is about to come.Now it's time for dillism
Time:-08:15 PM
I took hold of some of their luggage, as I promised the aunty and the girl first unboarded the train at the station.I gave her luggage and then our first conversation started-
Girl------"Thank you very much"
That gave me a thousand volts power and now the man tried to rub her shoulders, but I went in between them and instead I got rubbed by the psycho on one side and the girl on the other.Should I feel happy or dismayed ?
Now I stopped that guy keeping a hand on his shoulder
Me------"Don't you have common sense.What the hell are you trying to do?"
He laughed and went on his way as if to buy some thing from the stores present on the station.I learnt a lesson from this---Never try to show heroism before Psychos
The train started.Again the psycho boarded the train, also me, but I stood by the door looking at the girl.She gave a proud look at me with a romantic smile and the train took me slowly away from her.
Now I came inside the train, with a lot of proud feeling in my heart that I saved a girl.Hurray,Howzzat.
Now the woman, with two children, started giving milk to one of her child.Our psycho started giving wild looks at her, this stirred my anger and I offered the window seat that the girl's mother sat before to her and I sat in her place.The man(Her husband) effectively covered his wife.After giving milk, the woman offered me a sweet.Now you should see the bald headed man's face ,it's like that of a rotten tomato.
For the next two hours, the psycho stared at me angrily and when ever chance came I too did the same and after reaching Hyderabad station, fear started in me, that the psycho may do something to one of the two children of the man and woman.After unboarding at the station, until the exit, I went along with them and when I got confirmed, that there was no presence of psycho around us I left them.
And while going away from them, the small kid with his tiny hands started waving me good bye with a cute smile.I came out of the station ,took a bus and reached my destination in time at around 11:00 PM
Damn, that sound's so easy if you think about it.
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