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Raj----"No (shouts) it's not your dialogue,my uncle's,you ruined the power of the dialogue"
He was put in the van and the van is about to take him to mental hospital and the mental doctor comes near him
Raj----"Oh ! What happened.Where am I ? Where are you taking me?"
Doctor-"Who are you?"
Raj-----"I am Raj ! just Raj and I am a student in the cambridge university"
Doctor--"And who am I ?"
Raj------"You are my personal psychological doctor"
Doctor--"Oh I am very sorry.I think you are in some day dreams and I am about to take you to mental hospital"
Boys lift him again and take him back to the place they have brought him.Raj speaks again with the doctor
Raj------"I slept very late.May be due to that my head's rotating.Ok doctor , see you"
Doctor--"Ok ! bye and once again I am so sorry"
Raj------"Bye ! But before going please send the eye doctor in to do my sight check up"
Doctor--"Yeah I get it.You told bye for me and you are shaking hands with your new secretary"
Raj------"Oh sorry again.Never mind"
Eye specialist comes and checks him and gives him spectacles after which everything appeared clear to him.He goes away.
From now on, I will refer the maid as secretary
After this conversation started between the secretary and Raj.
Secretary-----"Sir , yesterday you let the spider bite and you are now the Duperman.Why did you take a U-turn ?"
Raj-----"Nee bondha . If I hadn't taken the U-turn,I would have been in the mental hospital.Now bring the telephone directory over there"
Secretary------"Here sir"
Raj rings the world's famous scientist and tells him to come to his house once.And the next day he arrives.
Raj-----"Doctor take this dead spider and examine it carefully"
Scientist-------"I have never seen the one like this before.I will take it to my laboratory and bring the reports to you as soon as possible.BTW why are you naked"
Raj------"Oh I forgot,just to check my newly chiselled body yesterday,I got undressed.And I want to see it only in the mirror.And mean while in the tensions I hadn't even seen my body till now.Tell me doctor how is it ?"
Scientist--------"I can barely see any skin.All I see is only bones.You better see yourself and later on examine yourself in the mirror.If you check your body in the mirror,you will get heart attack with the shock"
So our Raj finally examines his body and shouts again---"No No No"
Scientist goes away.Raj goes to the college.The same girls who went ga ga for him ,started running away from his sight.Everything at home and college started to go against him.No one likes him.No one sits in the bench he sits.It's like hell on earth for him.So, finally one day Raj goes to the 20th floor of the building to jump out of the window and he is about to jump,when suddenly his phone rang.Secretary told him it's from the scientist.
Raj-------------"There's definetely gonna be a good news.Scientist tell me.I am about to commit a suicide,tell me the good news so that you will be the first person,who saved Duperman's life"
Scientist-------"You will commit sucicide after listening to this also.You are correct in the fact that there is only one spider of this type in the world"
Raj-------------"Yeah I know.Tell me more about it"
Scientist------"Malaria is transmitted by Mosquito because the Malaria virus could sustain in it's body"
Raj-----------"I have already read it in 8th standard.But why are you telling me all this.Speak of the Spider that I gave you to examine"
Scientist-----"AIDS virus could sustain in the body of the spider you gave me.The virus in the spider is very powerful in mutation"
Raj-----------"I will cry now for some time and later die because I hadn't had sex with any women and I have to die with a disease that is sexually transmissible"
Raj cried for some time and later jumped out of the window and died.
Scientist kept a press conference the next day ------"Raj saved the world from a dangerous spider that could transmit AIDS and could mutate itself just like a virus.But there is only one of this kind and Raj killed it,even after it bit him to save the world.And I regret to say that yesterday night he slipped out of the window and died.The world really lost a super - Duperman"
Everyone before the TV started crying , even the girls at cambridge and everyone who disliked him after he became a .........................................................................................duperman
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