Friday, June 25, 2010

Duperman(Part-2)

Its morning.Our Raj,sorry Duperman woke up,Unclothed himself and went to see his new chiselled body in the mirror.But everything appeared blurred to him.He called his personal maid and pointing his finger towards him:
Raj------" Hey why didn't you clean this mirror ? you are fired "
Personal Maid------" Ok Now I am fired ,I needn't respect you.You idiot,the mirror is perfectly clean,but you have gone blind.Your finger is not pointing me but your secretary"

Raj---------"Secretary ! Call immediately one of my personal doctors for my sight check up"
Personal Maid-"Oh ! Thank you sir ,I didn't get you in the first act.You have fired me as a maid to make me your secretary.Thank you sir.Thank you very much"
Raj-------------"Noooooooooo ! don't look at my finger.I am firing the person who has served me as a personal maid until yesterday and he is not eligible for any post in my vicinity.Now secretary call one of my personal doctors immediately.Don't concentrate on my finger"
Doctor arrived
Raj----"Do my sight check up immediately or else you will get fired from being my personal doctor"
Doctor-"You dumbhead ! I am firing myself.How can you expect a dentist to do your eye check up ?"
Doctor angrily went away
Raj-----"Secretary ! when I told you to call one of my personal doctors it meant my eye specialist.Didn't you get it?"
Secretary-"Sir you have already fired me.Its your new secretary appointed maid who did that job"
Raj-----"Gosh my finger problem.I don't want to get more confused.Ok secretary call all the doctors in that list"
New secretary/Maid-"Yes sir.But first of all what about my salary.Is it gonna be the same as when I am maid or gonna get increased"
Raj----"I am freaking out.Call all the doctors immediately and tell them my condition and send the first doctor who gets my position well"
New Secretary/Maid-"As you say sir"
--------------------------------All the doctors arrived---------------------------
New Secretary/Maid to all the doctors-----"Now tell me who can understand my Masters position well"
Mental doctor-------"Tell me the last words that your Master told you"
New Secretary/Maid --"Call all the doctors immediately and send the ............."
Mental doctor----------"No No No ,just before that"
New Secretary/Maid--"I am freaking out"
Mental doctor----------"He passed my preliminary tests as a mad person.What is his condition now?"
New Secretary/Maid---"He is presently undresesed"
Mental doctor----------"He passed Mains also.Now just the Personal Interview is remaining.I understand his condition well take me to him"
New Secretary/Maid took the Mental doctor to Raj
Mental Doctor----------"Now tell me.Who are you?"
Raj----------------------"I am DuperMan.The new Super hero.Don't forget to tell your kids that you are one of the first few people who had been very close to their new Comic hero---"The Duper Man""
Mental Doctor---------"Congratulations ! You are qualified in the personal interview.Seeing all your performance in the Prelims and Mains,I am selecting you as the "
Raj---------------------"Let me complete the statement.'A Collector'.But you see,I reject your job.I don't want to serve just a district,when the whole world is awaiting my arrival."
Mental Doctor---------"No no you didn't get me"
Raj---------------------"No doctor ! You can't bribe me.I don't want to serve a district.I want to save the whole world from the dangerous people like doctor Octopus.Only I can stop him."
Mental Doctor---------"If I just let you talk,I will go mad after some time.Now let me be clear.I am a mental doctor and you are qualified as a mad person.Boys ,come and take him"

................Boys come and pick him up..............................

Raj---------------------"No I am not mad.I am Duper Man, the future saviour of the world.No don't take me anywhere,No No (shouts) ,secretary do some thing.Atleast say something"

New Secretay/Maid---"Master ! With great Power comes great responsibility"

.................Next is What......................

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