Saturday, June 26, 2010

Duperman(Part-3)

continued.........
Raj----"No (shouts) it's not your dialogue,my uncle's,you ruined the power of the dialogue"
He was put in the van and the van is about to take him to mental hospital and the mental doctor comes near him
Raj----"Oh ! What happened.Where am I ? Where are you taking me?"
Doctor-"Who are you?"
Raj-----"I am Raj ! just Raj and I am a student in the cambridge university"
Doctor--"And who am I ?"
Raj------"You are my personal psychological doctor"
Doctor--"Oh I am very sorry.I think you are in some day dreams and I am about to take you to mental hospital"

Boys lift him again and take him back to the place they have brought him.Raj speaks again with the doctor

Raj------"I slept very late.May be due to that my head's rotating.Ok doctor , see you"
Doctor--"Ok ! bye and once again I am so sorry"
Raj------"Bye ! But before going please send the eye doctor in to do my sight check up"
Doctor--"Yeah I get it.You told bye for me and you are shaking hands with your new secretary"
Raj------"Oh sorry again.Never mind"

Eye specialist comes and checks him and gives him spectacles after which everything appeared clear to him.He goes away.

From now on, I will refer the maid as secretary

After this conversation started between the secretary and Raj.

Secretary-----"Sir , yesterday you let the spider bite and you are now the Duperman.Why did you take a U-turn ?"
Raj-----"Nee bondha . If I hadn't taken the U-turn,I would have been in the mental hospital.Now bring the telephone directory over there"
Secretary------"Here sir"
Raj rings the world's famous scientist and tells him to come to his house once.And the next day he arrives.
Raj-----"Doctor take this dead spider and examine it carefully"
Scientist-------"I have never seen the one like this before.I will take it to my laboratory and bring the reports to you as soon as possible.BTW why are you naked"
Raj------"Oh I forgot,just to check my newly chiselled body yesterday,I got undressed.And I want to see it only in the mirror.And mean while in the tensions I hadn't even seen my body till now.Tell me doctor how is it ?"
Scientist--------"I can barely see any skin.All I see is only bones.You better see yourself and later on examine yourself in the mirror.If you check your body in the mirror,you will get heart attack with the shock"
So our Raj finally examines his body and shouts again---"No No No"
Scientist goes away.Raj goes to the college.The same girls who went ga ga for him ,started running away from his sight.Everything at home and college started to go against him.No one likes him.No one sits in the bench he sits.It's like hell on earth for him.So, finally one day Raj goes to the 20th floor of the building to jump out of the window and he is about to jump,when suddenly his phone rang.Secretary told him it's from the scientist.
Raj-------------"There's definetely gonna be a good news.Scientist tell me.I am about to commit a suicide,tell me the good news so that you will be the first person,who saved Duperman's life"
Scientist-------"You will commit sucicide after listening to this also.You are correct in the fact that there is only one spider of this type in the world"
Raj-------------"Yeah I know.Tell me more about it"
Scientist------"Malaria is transmitted by Mosquito because the Malaria virus could sustain in it's body"
Raj-----------"I have already read it in 8th standard.But why are you telling me all this.Speak of the Spider that I gave you to examine"
Scientist-----"AIDS virus could sustain in the body of the spider you gave me.The virus in the spider is very powerful in mutation"
Raj-----------"I will cry now for some time and later die because I hadn't had sex with any women and I have to die with a disease that is sexually transmissible"

Raj cried for some time and later jumped out of the window and died.

Scientist kept a press conference the next day ------"Raj saved the world from a dangerous spider that could transmit AIDS and could mutate itself just like a virus.But there is only one of this kind and Raj killed it,even after it bit him to save the world.And I regret to say that yesterday night he slipped out of the window and died.The world really lost a super - Duperman"

Everyone before the TV started crying , even the girls at cambridge and everyone who disliked him after he became a .........................................................................................duperman

Friday, June 25, 2010

Duperman(Part-2)

Its morning.Our Raj,sorry Duperman woke up,Unclothed himself and went to see his new chiselled body in the mirror.But everything appeared blurred to him.He called his personal maid and pointing his finger towards him:
Raj------" Hey why didn't you clean this mirror ? you are fired "
Personal Maid------" Ok Now I am fired ,I needn't respect you.You idiot,the mirror is perfectly clean,but you have gone blind.Your finger is not pointing me but your secretary"

Raj---------"Secretary ! Call immediately one of my personal doctors for my sight check up"
Personal Maid-"Oh ! Thank you sir ,I didn't get you in the first act.You have fired me as a maid to make me your secretary.Thank you sir.Thank you very much"
Raj-------------"Noooooooooo ! don't look at my finger.I am firing the person who has served me as a personal maid until yesterday and he is not eligible for any post in my vicinity.Now secretary call one of my personal doctors immediately.Don't concentrate on my finger"
Doctor arrived
Raj----"Do my sight check up immediately or else you will get fired from being my personal doctor"
Doctor-"You dumbhead ! I am firing myself.How can you expect a dentist to do your eye check up ?"
Doctor angrily went away
Raj-----"Secretary ! when I told you to call one of my personal doctors it meant my eye specialist.Didn't you get it?"
Secretary-"Sir you have already fired me.Its your new secretary appointed maid who did that job"
Raj-----"Gosh my finger problem.I don't want to get more confused.Ok secretary call all the doctors in that list"
New secretary/Maid-"Yes sir.But first of all what about my salary.Is it gonna be the same as when I am maid or gonna get increased"
Raj----"I am freaking out.Call all the doctors immediately and tell them my condition and send the first doctor who gets my position well"
New Secretary/Maid-"As you say sir"
--------------------------------All the doctors arrived---------------------------
New Secretary/Maid to all the doctors-----"Now tell me who can understand my Masters position well"
Mental doctor-------"Tell me the last words that your Master told you"
New Secretary/Maid --"Call all the doctors immediately and send the ............."
Mental doctor----------"No No No ,just before that"
New Secretary/Maid--"I am freaking out"
Mental doctor----------"He passed my preliminary tests as a mad person.What is his condition now?"
New Secretary/Maid---"He is presently undresesed"
Mental doctor----------"He passed Mains also.Now just the Personal Interview is remaining.I understand his condition well take me to him"
New Secretary/Maid took the Mental doctor to Raj
Mental Doctor----------"Now tell me.Who are you?"
Raj----------------------"I am DuperMan.The new Super hero.Don't forget to tell your kids that you are one of the first few people who had been very close to their new Comic hero---"The Duper Man""
Mental Doctor---------"Congratulations ! You are qualified in the personal interview.Seeing all your performance in the Prelims and Mains,I am selecting you as the "
Raj---------------------"Let me complete the statement.'A Collector'.But you see,I reject your job.I don't want to serve just a district,when the whole world is awaiting my arrival."
Mental Doctor---------"No no you didn't get me"
Raj---------------------"No doctor ! You can't bribe me.I don't want to serve a district.I want to save the whole world from the dangerous people like doctor Octopus.Only I can stop him."
Mental Doctor---------"If I just let you talk,I will go mad after some time.Now let me be clear.I am a mental doctor and you are qualified as a mad person.Boys ,come and take him"

................Boys come and pick him up..............................

Raj---------------------"No I am not mad.I am Duper Man, the future saviour of the world.No don't take me anywhere,No No (shouts) ,secretary do some thing.Atleast say something"

New Secretay/Maid---"Master ! With great Power comes great responsibility"

.................Next is What......................

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Duperman(Part-1)

Story type:Super Hero
Hero:Raj

Raj was born in a very rich family in India.He had everything he need including a private jet.And when he reached 23 years of age his body got shaped into a well chiselled one and his eye sight is as perfect as a Cheetah.Girls used to go gaga for him, but he wouldn't look at them.As per now our hero is 23 years old and is studying in Cambridge,England by doing up and down daily from England through his private jet using the special permissions of Indian and UK embassies.Everything is going fine for him except for one day when he saw "Spiderman" movie.

He brought the piracy CD of the movie to his home and started watching it day and night until the spider's image that bit Peter Parker got printed in his mind.He went to Africa in search of the spider leaving his studies in the middle and explored all the jungles of Africa until he found out one that looked exactly like the one in the movie.He captured it in a glass jar and asked near by tribals about that spider.They told him they have never seen a spider like this and Raj's mind is filled with thoughts----"So there must be only one spider of this kind in this world.I alone should become spiderman and no one else".So he went back to his house in India.He made him get bitten by that spider in the same place as Peter Parker and immediately killed it since he doesn't want everyone to become the spiderman.And that night before he slept---------------
----------"What name should I keep ? Spiderman and Superman have 'S' common . so I will try something new say 'D'.Since I am going to be a spider man, how about Diperman, no ! It should be some what better----Duperman ! Wow sounds cool.In the near future children will read about me as the first superhero who lived on this earth.And after that a lot of comics with my stories,Key chains,Bags,T-shirts ! yahooooooooooooooooooo".And he slept with complete wild dreams that night.

....................................................What happened in the next day??

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Goal(Part-2)

Sam began to speak after a few moments
Sam------"I sware on myself that from this day on you will never again sleep peacefully in your life.In home and school, everywhere you will start getting brickbats.It may also happen that you get kicked out of our house"
Ram------"Sam ! What happened to you ? When did you start wearing different masks in your own life "

and Sam immediately slapped Ram and when Ram took the collar of Sam into hands ,principal arrived into the scene.Sam murmured---"See my timing bro !!!!!" and Sam told to Principal
Sam------"See Sir what Ram is doing.He not at all studies either at home or school, but always tries to quarrel with me, even though I stay as calm as Buddha"
Principal--"Sam I am seeing now Ram holding your collar ,but I saw also the slap on Ram's cheek.I came here because it came to my notice that you have stolen question papers with your friends and that is the reason for your 100% all the time.It also came to my notice that you bet some other students along with your friends labelling them as Ram's followers"

As Sam sink into a shock , Ram went and sat in his bench.

Silence for few minutes

Sam-----"Sir please don't tell this to my father sir ,I beg you sir"
Principal-"I have already called your father,he is on his way"
Sam in a worry and fearful moment ran away immediately from the school and boarded a train, that's going to Chennai

Father---"I don't give police any complain for searching ! I hope he would have never been born"

But at home his mother started crying for him and Ram consolidated her.Father woke up in the middle of that night and came to Ram's room,woke him up and started talking---

Father----"Ram ! your brother made me lose my prestige. Atleast you score good marks in the coming public examinations and should make me proud .What less had I did to your brother?"
Ram------"Dad ! to say the truth ,you are the person responsible for Sam's behaviour.These are the mistakes you did :
1.To everyone who came to the house you have shown Sam and told them that you are proud of him and he tops all the time.This created a lot of pressure on him that he should always be first in the class.
2.You always told him that you should do exactly opposite to what your brother does and then itself you will prosper.
This made him more jealous towards me.
3.Until 12 years of age, you have to see your son as an instructor and later on you should become his friend.But have been instructor till now.
I want you to sware me that you will not get angry ever on Sam after finding him and you have to talk to principal also on this issue"
Father----"Ok my son ! I realised now that my wickedness only brought him to this extent.Ram I have learnt a lesson from Sam's behaviour.He tried to impress me with the studies and the natural groupism of his age had drowned him.My son should impress a girl, not me.But I don't think Sam is going to return"
Ram------"No Dad he did not go anywhere ! with the help of my friends ,I caught him.He told sorry to me and I promised him that I would change you.He was presently sleeping beneath my bed listening to our conversation"

Sam came out and seeing him,his father hugged him and the three of them hugged each other again. The next day,he went to principal of the school and talked to him and let him take back the TC he had previously issued to Sam.Ram started to go to coaching from that day on and after 5 years he started playing in Indian cricket team.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Goal(Part-1)

Story type:Message oriented

Cast:Ram,Sam

Twins were born in one of the richest families of India.One was named Sam and the other Ram.As they grew older-----------when it comes to studies, Sam is the topper in the class while Ram stands in the last place.But the situation is exactly reverse in the games.Ram used to captain their school's cricket and football teams during his 8th standard only and such is his capability while Sam wouldn't play a game at all.At home Sam used to wake up early in the morning and do all kinds of pooja and take his parents blessings while Ram never has this habit of waking up early ,except during the summer season ( of course for Cricket).In school Ram was a hero and Sam was also a hero.So naturally some other children made themselves into Ram and Sam groups and used to chatter both brothers about their opponent group.Ram did not heed much to them,but Sam developed a kind of jealousy on his brother.Ram usually forged their parents signature on progress report every time, since he knew his father wouldn't sign him and give him a good bashing on seeing it.He used to convince his brother also about not showing his progress card to his father and forged his one also,since if Sam shows,his father would ask him also.

Both the brothers at a time entered tenth standard which is the highest class in that school.Now Sam's jealous feeling got even stronger and one day they received the progress cards after their first exam and Ram forged his card immediately.They went home and Sam immediately went to his father and showed his progress card.

Father-----"Sam ! I don't think your school provides any progress cards .You hadn't shown me before".
Sam-------"Yes father ,but this time a new act started"
Father-----"Ohhhhh! superb my son.100% in all subjects and Ram what about your card ?"
Ram-------"Dadddddddddddddd,they haven't given it to me!!!!!!!!!!"
Sam-------"No Dad! it's in his bag"
Sam went and opened Ram's bag and brought his father Ram's progress report
Father-----"You son of a dumb fool,what are these marks,andddddddd whass this,you forged my signature also"
Ram-------"Dad I am not interested in studies,I want to become a cricketer,send me for coaching and with in five more years I will be playing in Indian cricket team"
Father-----"So now my son has become so big that he started taking decisions himself.Rammmmmmm ,with out studies you are nothing and I am ashamed to have a son like you,see Sam and learn.First rank in all subjects"
Ram-------"Dad please don't compare! you parents are kicking children like us into a race between ourselves that has no end but only selfish achievements in the middle"
Father-----"Oh!So you have grown to a level that you start teaching your father what is good and what is bad"

and his father started beating him. while Sam became jubilant happy and became busy taking photographs with his cell phone of his father beating his brother and uploading them to facebook.His mother tried to stop but father wouldn't heed to her.And the next day morning ,Ram was caught up with fever and was admitted to a hospital.The doctor seeing the wounds and his level of body,suggested a bed rest of 10 weeks and in this mean time,Sam became the king of school with beating Ram's group to pulp along with his friends (rather fans).So everyone uttered Sam's name and he used every opportunity to crucify Ram's popularity and in the home also due to his over action ,his father liked him very much and when ever chance came,he started telling lies on his brother.

Ram got fully recovered and returned from hospital.And when he came to school,there is Sam's name written everywhere on the school's walls,but he didn't give any serious thought or look to that.Sam came to him and the conversation started
Sam--------"So dumb a@%! now I am the king of this school and you are nothing.Is there anyone in the school who could say your name and stand tall.See there is my name every where on the walls and everyone is behind me"
Ram--------"I slept for 10 weeks peacefully in the hospital.Is there a night that you slept peacefully????????"

Sam became dumb for few minutes...................

Dream

Cast : Dileep kumar

Today the story is my dream that I got during sleep.Usually people forget their dreams,but I didn't forget this and I want to share with you before I forget it.I am not going to add any masala to my dream,so this may not be an interesting one and make any sense in the reality.

I was walking on a road to get vegetables from a near by store and there was no one on the road.Suddenly I saw a white horse with wings in the sky and I saw a girl with white dress on it.I stretched out my hands and shouted "I want you ,I Love you".The horse started coming towards me and as it drew near,it started to shrink.Ouch it's a donkey and she was riding a donkey.Ufffffffffff,no no no it started shrinking again and this time it landed before me and it's a dog.Thank God atleast a dog with wings.She told me "I am Naga Divya !I usually fly and many people see me but never say anything to me.But you told me,I Love you and sooooooooooooooo Love you tooooo".And as I saw my princess sat on the dog with wings and went away.Next day morning some one knocked our door and I opened and I saw a girl with spectacles but looked cute.I asked "Who are you?".I saw some sort of anger in her face and she started walking away and I don't know why I shouted 'NagaDivya'.She turned back ,came towards me and told me----"So it took this much time to recognise your angel".I hugged her and as I was feeling the warmth.............I opened my eyes and came to know its a dream.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Civils(Part-4)

Now Ramana was dead and his death entered guinness records as the highest viewed death in the world history.One more thing, the year now running is 2037 and due to the advances in the field of medicine living 100 years has become a common thing and late marriages also became common.

First climax: Mani took over the country as the queen of India.She used her powers in a good way and made 50% reservation for men(you heard me right!the situation is like that in every place).She had seen to it,that the elections are conducted fairly and democracy is restored in a good manner in the country.In the next 50 years until her death,she had seen to it,that every thing is done fairly and she ruled India like the queen Elizabeth.After her death,huge statues of Ramana and Mani were built,which were of the same height and resemble the petronas towers-side by side and India became a developed country atlast.

In second climax Mani will turn out a wh@*#,well its some what hard to digest and so am not going to write it.