continued.........
Raj----"No (shouts) it's not your dialogue,my uncle's,you ruined the power of the dialogue"
He was put in the van and the van is about to take him to mental hospital and the mental doctor comes near him
Raj----"Oh ! What happened.Where am I ? Where are you taking me?"
Doctor-"Who are you?"
Raj-----"I am Raj ! just Raj and I am a student in the cambridge university"
Doctor--"And who am I ?"
Raj------"You are my personal psychological doctor"
Doctor--"Oh I am very sorry.I think you are in some day dreams and I am about to take you to mental hospital"
Boys lift him again and take him back to the place they have brought him.Raj speaks again with the doctor
Raj------"I slept very late.May be due to that my head's rotating.Ok doctor , see you"
Doctor--"Ok ! bye and once again I am so sorry"
Raj------"Bye ! But before going please send the eye doctor in to do my sight check up"
Doctor--"Yeah I get it.You told bye for me and you are shaking hands with your new secretary"
Raj------"Oh sorry again.Never mind"
Eye specialist comes and checks him and gives him spectacles after which everything appeared clear to him.He goes away.
From now on, I will refer the maid as secretary
After this conversation started between the secretary and Raj.
Secretary-----"Sir , yesterday you let the spider bite and you are now the Duperman.Why did you take a U-turn ?"
Raj-----"Nee bondha . If I hadn't taken the U-turn,I would have been in the mental hospital.Now bring the telephone directory over there"
Secretary------"Here sir"
Raj rings the world's famous scientist and tells him to come to his house once.And the next day he arrives.
Raj-----"Doctor take this dead spider and examine it carefully"
Scientist-------"I have never seen the one like this before.I will take it to my laboratory and bring the reports to you as soon as possible.BTW why are you naked"
Raj------"Oh I forgot,just to check my newly chiselled body yesterday,I got undressed.And I want to see it only in the mirror.And mean while in the tensions I hadn't even seen my body till now.Tell me doctor how is it ?"
Scientist--------"I can barely see any skin.All I see is only bones.You better see yourself and later on examine yourself in the mirror.If you check your body in the mirror,you will get heart attack with the shock"
So our Raj finally examines his body and shouts again---"No No No"
Scientist goes away.Raj goes to the college.The same girls who went ga ga for him ,started running away from his sight.Everything at home and college started to go against him.No one likes him.No one sits in the bench he sits.It's like hell on earth for him.So, finally one day Raj goes to the 20th floor of the building to jump out of the window and he is about to jump,when suddenly his phone rang.Secretary told him it's from the scientist.
Raj-------------"There's definetely gonna be a good news.Scientist tell me.I am about to commit a suicide,tell me the good news so that you will be the first person,who saved Duperman's life"
Scientist-------"You will commit sucicide after listening to this also.You are correct in the fact that there is only one spider of this type in the world"
Raj-------------"Yeah I know.Tell me more about it"
Scientist------"Malaria is transmitted by Mosquito because the Malaria virus could sustain in it's body"
Raj-----------"I have already read it in 8th standard.But why are you telling me all this.Speak of the Spider that I gave you to examine"
Scientist-----"AIDS virus could sustain in the body of the spider you gave me.The virus in the spider is very powerful in mutation"
Raj-----------"I will cry now for some time and later die because I hadn't had sex with any women and I have to die with a disease that is sexually transmissible"
Raj cried for some time and later jumped out of the window and died.
Scientist kept a press conference the next day ------"Raj saved the world from a dangerous spider that could transmit AIDS and could mutate itself just like a virus.But there is only one of this kind and Raj killed it,even after it bit him to save the world.And I regret to say that yesterday night he slipped out of the window and died.The world really lost a super - Duperman"
Everyone before the TV started crying , even the girls at cambridge and everyone who disliked him after he became a .........................................................................................duperman
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Saturday, June 26, 2010
Friday, June 25, 2010
Duperman(Part-2)
Its morning.Our Raj,sorry Duperman woke up,Unclothed himself and went to see his new chiselled body in the mirror.But everything appeared blurred to him.He called his personal maid and pointing his finger towards him:
Raj------" Hey why didn't you clean this mirror ? you are fired "
Personal Maid------" Ok Now I am fired ,I needn't respect you.You idiot,the mirror is perfectly clean,but you have gone blind.Your finger is not pointing me but your secretary"
Raj---------"Secretary ! Call immediately one of my personal doctors for my sight check up"
Personal Maid-"Oh ! Thank you sir ,I didn't get you in the first act.You have fired me as a maid to make me your secretary.Thank you sir.Thank you very much"
Raj-------------"Noooooooooo ! don't look at my finger.I am firing the person who has served me as a personal maid until yesterday and he is not eligible for any post in my vicinity.Now secretary call one of my personal doctors immediately.Don't concentrate on my finger"
Doctor arrived
Raj----"Do my sight check up immediately or else you will get fired from being my personal doctor"
Doctor-"You dumbhead ! I am firing myself.How can you expect a dentist to do your eye check up ?"
Doctor angrily went away
Raj-----"Secretary ! when I told you to call one of my personal doctors it meant my eye specialist.Didn't you get it?"
Secretary-"Sir you have already fired me.Its your new secretary appointed maid who did that job"
Raj-----"Gosh my finger problem.I don't want to get more confused.Ok secretary call all the doctors in that list"
New secretary/Maid-"Yes sir.But first of all what about my salary.Is it gonna be the same as when I am maid or gonna get increased"
Raj----"I am freaking out.Call all the doctors immediately and tell them my condition and send the first doctor who gets my position well"
New Secretary/Maid-"As you say sir"
--------------------------------All the doctors arrived---------------------------
New Secretary/Maid to all the doctors-----"Now tell me who can understand my Masters position well"
Mental doctor-------"Tell me the last words that your Master told you"
New Secretary/Maid --"Call all the doctors immediately and send the ............."
Mental doctor----------"No No No ,just before that"
New Secretary/Maid--"I am freaking out"
Mental doctor----------"He passed my preliminary tests as a mad person.What is his condition now?"
New Secretary/Maid---"He is presently undresesed"
Mental doctor----------"He passed Mains also.Now just the Personal Interview is remaining.I understand his condition well take me to him"
New Secretary/Maid took the Mental doctor to Raj
Mental Doctor----------"Now tell me.Who are you?"
Raj----------------------"I am DuperMan.The new Super hero.Don't forget to tell your kids that you are one of the first few people who had been very close to their new Comic hero---"The Duper Man""
Mental Doctor---------"Congratulations ! You are qualified in the personal interview.Seeing all your performance in the Prelims and Mains,I am selecting you as the "
Raj---------------------"Let me complete the statement.'A Collector'.But you see,I reject your job.I don't want to serve just a district,when the whole world is awaiting my arrival."
Mental Doctor---------"No no you didn't get me"
Raj---------------------"No doctor ! You can't bribe me.I don't want to serve a district.I want to save the whole world from the dangerous people like doctor Octopus.Only I can stop him."
Mental Doctor---------"If I just let you talk,I will go mad after some time.Now let me be clear.I am a mental doctor and you are qualified as a mad person.Boys ,come and take him"
................Boys come and pick him up..............................
Raj---------------------"No I am not mad.I am Duper Man, the future saviour of the world.No don't take me anywhere,No No (shouts) ,secretary do some thing.Atleast say something"
New Secretay/Maid---"Master ! With great Power comes great responsibility"
.................Next is What......................
Raj------" Hey why didn't you clean this mirror ? you are fired "
Personal Maid------" Ok Now I am fired ,I needn't respect you.You idiot,the mirror is perfectly clean,but you have gone blind.Your finger is not pointing me but your secretary"
Raj---------"Secretary ! Call immediately one of my personal doctors for my sight check up"
Personal Maid-"Oh ! Thank you sir ,I didn't get you in the first act.You have fired me as a maid to make me your secretary.Thank you sir.Thank you very much"
Raj-------------"Noooooooooo ! don't look at my finger.I am firing the person who has served me as a personal maid until yesterday and he is not eligible for any post in my vicinity.Now secretary call one of my personal doctors immediately.Don't concentrate on my finger"
Doctor arrived
Raj----"Do my sight check up immediately or else you will get fired from being my personal doctor"
Doctor-"You dumbhead ! I am firing myself.How can you expect a dentist to do your eye check up ?"
Doctor angrily went away
Raj-----"Secretary ! when I told you to call one of my personal doctors it meant my eye specialist.Didn't you get it?"
Secretary-"Sir you have already fired me.Its your new secretary appointed maid who did that job"
Raj-----"Gosh my finger problem.I don't want to get more confused.Ok secretary call all the doctors in that list"
New secretary/Maid-"Yes sir.But first of all what about my salary.Is it gonna be the same as when I am maid or gonna get increased"
Raj----"I am freaking out.Call all the doctors immediately and tell them my condition and send the first doctor who gets my position well"
New Secretary/Maid-"As you say sir"
--------------------------------All the doctors arrived---------------------------
New Secretary/Maid to all the doctors-----"Now tell me who can understand my Masters position well"
Mental doctor-------"Tell me the last words that your Master told you"
New Secretary/Maid --"Call all the doctors immediately and send the ............."
Mental doctor----------"No No No ,just before that"
New Secretary/Maid--"I am freaking out"
Mental doctor----------"He passed my preliminary tests as a mad person.What is his condition now?"
New Secretary/Maid---"He is presently undresesed"
Mental doctor----------"He passed Mains also.Now just the Personal Interview is remaining.I understand his condition well take me to him"
New Secretary/Maid took the Mental doctor to Raj
Mental Doctor----------"Now tell me.Who are you?"
Raj----------------------"I am DuperMan.The new Super hero.Don't forget to tell your kids that you are one of the first few people who had been very close to their new Comic hero---"The Duper Man""
Mental Doctor---------"Congratulations ! You are qualified in the personal interview.Seeing all your performance in the Prelims and Mains,I am selecting you as the "
Raj---------------------"Let me complete the statement.'A Collector'.But you see,I reject your job.I don't want to serve just a district,when the whole world is awaiting my arrival."
Mental Doctor---------"No no you didn't get me"
Raj---------------------"No doctor ! You can't bribe me.I don't want to serve a district.I want to save the whole world from the dangerous people like doctor Octopus.Only I can stop him."
Mental Doctor---------"If I just let you talk,I will go mad after some time.Now let me be clear.I am a mental doctor and you are qualified as a mad person.Boys ,come and take him"
................Boys come and pick him up..............................
Raj---------------------"No I am not mad.I am Duper Man, the future saviour of the world.No don't take me anywhere,No No (shouts) ,secretary do some thing.Atleast say something"
New Secretay/Maid---"Master ! With great Power comes great responsibility"
.................Next is What......................
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Duperman(Part-1)
Story type:Super Hero
Hero:Raj
Raj was born in a very rich family in India.He had everything he need including a private jet.And when he reached 23 years of age his body got shaped into a well chiselled one and his eye sight is as perfect as a Cheetah.Girls used to go gaga for him, but he wouldn't look at them.As per now our hero is 23 years old and is studying in Cambridge,England by doing up and down daily from England through his private jet using the special permissions of Indian and UK embassies.Everything is going fine for him except for one day when he saw "Spiderman" movie.
He brought the piracy CD of the movie to his home and started watching it day and night until the spider's image that bit Peter Parker got printed in his mind.He went to Africa in search of the spider leaving his studies in the middle and explored all the jungles of Africa until he found out one that looked exactly like the one in the movie.He captured it in a glass jar and asked near by tribals about that spider.They told him they have never seen a spider like this and Raj's mind is filled with thoughts----"So there must be only one spider of this kind in this world.I alone should become spiderman and no one else".So he went back to his house in India.He made him get bitten by that spider in the same place as Peter Parker and immediately killed it since he doesn't want everyone to become the spiderman.And that night before he slept---------------
----------"What name should I keep ? Spiderman and Superman have 'S' common . so I will try something new say 'D'.Since I am going to be a spider man, how about Diperman, no ! It should be some what better----Duperman ! Wow sounds cool.In the near future children will read about me as the first superhero who lived on this earth.And after that a lot of comics with my stories,Key chains,Bags,T-shirts ! yahooooooooooooooooooo".And he slept with complete wild dreams that night.
....................................................What happened in the next day??
Hero:Raj
Raj was born in a very rich family in India.He had everything he need including a private jet.And when he reached 23 years of age his body got shaped into a well chiselled one and his eye sight is as perfect as a Cheetah.Girls used to go gaga for him, but he wouldn't look at them.As per now our hero is 23 years old and is studying in Cambridge,England by doing up and down daily from England through his private jet using the special permissions of Indian and UK embassies.Everything is going fine for him except for one day when he saw "Spiderman" movie.
He brought the piracy CD of the movie to his home and started watching it day and night until the spider's image that bit Peter Parker got printed in his mind.He went to Africa in search of the spider leaving his studies in the middle and explored all the jungles of Africa until he found out one that looked exactly like the one in the movie.He captured it in a glass jar and asked near by tribals about that spider.They told him they have never seen a spider like this and Raj's mind is filled with thoughts----"So there must be only one spider of this kind in this world.I alone should become spiderman and no one else".So he went back to his house in India.He made him get bitten by that spider in the same place as Peter Parker and immediately killed it since he doesn't want everyone to become the spiderman.And that night before he slept---------------
----------"What name should I keep ? Spiderman and Superman have 'S' common . so I will try something new say 'D'.Since I am going to be a spider man, how about Diperman, no ! It should be some what better----Duperman ! Wow sounds cool.In the near future children will read about me as the first superhero who lived on this earth.And after that a lot of comics with my stories,Key chains,Bags,T-shirts ! yahooooooooooooooooooo".And he slept with complete wild dreams that night.
....................................................What happened in the next day??
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