Showing posts with label Rambo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rambo. Show all posts

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Rambo(Part-6)

Hoso went dumb for few minutes.Later on he started speaking again
Hoso---"I am very sorry for all the words I have spoken.I don't think you will speak with me again,I am going"
Gwenn-"Wait ! We human beings also have one more 'weakling' and that's compassion.We are ready to speak and stay friendly with you"
Hoso---"Oh thank you.Well relax for sometime and later on when the space ship is ready, you can go"
Gwenn-"Ok ! Thank you"
And they started relaxing and slept for almost five hours and when the ship got ready, Hoso again came and woke them up.
Hoso---"Aliens wake up, the ship is ready"
Tom----"Hey you are aliens, we are human beings"
Bob-----"No Tom, he is right.Aliens are the people in the universe other than our own planet.For us they are aliens and for them we are aliens"
Hoso----"Ok from that glass chamber we have arranged a way so that you can directly enter the UFO-as you call it.Our driver will take you and drop you on earth at the place you want"
Alien's leader--"Before you go, I have a message for all the human beings on earth--

My dear human brothers and sisters ,we are glad that you have found us ultimately.I am very sorry for all the secret things we did in order to explore your planet through UFO's as you call them.We did this only to learn your language so that we can effectively communicate with you in the later generations to come, with out clashes in between our planets.Now that we came to know that we learnt your language in a perfect manner and there is no reason to hide, we are exposing ourselves to you.We, the beings of the planet mars are ready to extend a friendly hand to you and start working together in the fields of science,technology and every other field that can collaborate our mutual understanding and brotherly relationship"

Bob---------"Yes sir.As soon as I reach the earth, we will make sure that your message reaches, each and every human being on our planet.For now Adios"
Alien's leader-"Hasta La Vista"

And they went back to planet earth with lots of joy in their faces along with tons of pride in their hearts.

This ends our science fiction story and get ready for another story tomorrow

Friday, July 9, 2010

Rambo(Part-5)

This post is most irritating to me, since today morning I already completed it well and good ,but something went wrong and there is no post in the blog.No problems, I will write again.

Now since the words of our astronauts could be heard by the aliens ,conversation started between our people inside the glass chamber with the aliens outside it.Bob started speaking with the alien's leader trying the new language
Bob---"Hello ! Weo Glado to meeto youo"
Alien-"Hello------so you are English"
Bob--"Yes yes,do you know English?"
Alien-"That's the only language I know of your planet.We regularly visit your planet through UFO's as you call them and try to bridge the communication gap.BTW is my English good?"
Bob--"Oh it's too good"
Vicky-"We too regularly visit you planet with the help of rovers to learn your language"
Alien--"Oh then you must be knowing our language.Talk with me once"
Vicky-"Ato Uto Maso"
Alien--"Kamoto chaoto thrito pato"
Vicky tried to act smart and now he is locked in puzzle
Alien--"Raoto Kato Phito"
Vicky--"Sorry sir, I tried to boast before you"
Alien---"Oh common, don't become senti,

we are friends now and friends don't apologise"
Vicky---"I like your attitude boss"
Alien----"Thank you and I think I correctly figured out that you people breath oxygen and plants release it"
Elen-----"Yup ! But what do you breath?"
Alien----"The truth is we hadn't tried to figure it out since we could breath anywhere in this universe"
Elen-----"That's great ,hope mankind also turns like that one day"
Alien----"I wish the same.
A UFO as you call with oxygen filled in it is getting ready and mean while you can relax in there and if you need anything my friend Hoso will help you.

Our five did not go for relaxation, instead the questionnaire again started-
Tom------"Do you know where did you originate from ? Like man evolved from Chimpanzee and it evolved from big sized monkey and so on"
Hoso-----"We don't generally try to figure out such trivial things like your mankind.We think of only the future and that is why we are the future now to your mankind"
Elen------"One doubt"
Hoso-----"Proceed"
Elen------"Why don't you get dressed?"
Hoso-----"Clothes are responsible for of half the sins in your mankind.A woman shows some part of her body and man goes in lust for the remaining part.Is it not ?
I personally feel that ,more than you your animals are better"
Vicky-----"I agree with you Hoso.Nakedness is far better.Elen ,since you asked the question, you start the revolution first"
Gwenn----"Would you please shut your mouth Vicky and (pauses)you Hoso (angrily)
How dare you talk against mankind who designed, devoloped and embraced clothes for centuries?
It's natural that men go gaga for women and try to impress them and it's a wonderful part of human's life cycle
If it comes to the part of lust, it will be started with brain not clothes
Clothes reflect our cultures, traditions and civilizations
With out these clothes, we will be beasts like you, no relationships, except, obeying the king
and finally We are able to step on Mars only because of the fact that man designed space suite which had it's basis from clothes"

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Rambo(Part-4)

Tom----"Gwenn now tell quickly what this means"
Gwenn-"Let me coordinate everything together"
Vicky--"By the time you finish coordinating we will be sacrificed and eaten away by them"
Elen---"With you being the first one"
Bob---"Again ! please stop quarrelling, Gwenn did you complete coordinating"
Gwenn-"Yes ! Let me tell you one thing first,Rambo meant murmuring ,ok ,now by combining the statements----------

First of all the aliens leader told them--------"What are they murmuring among themselves?Let's take them to the place where we grow ploto"
To this the aliens replied---"As you say master"
Later he came near Bob and told him---"We are taking you to the plotos place"
To this first Bob said "No" and to convince him the aliens leader--"You can speak there I think" and later on when Bob said "Yes" ,
the aliens leader told the remaining aliens--"Take them to the plotos place"
and the aliens replied again---"As you say master" and they are taking us to that place"

Vicky-------"Now what's this 'Ploto'"
Gwenn-----"That is the only thing I am not able to decode"
Elen-------"I think it's some kind of fungae or algae"
Vicky------"There is a chance also that it may be an animal which eats beautiful woman"
Elen-------"If it is an animal, then it will eat first one of it's own kind,you"
Tom-------"Oh common guys ,lets think seriously of this ploto"
Mean while the aliens started taking them into a big cave
Vicky-----"No doubt it's an animal, Elen booooooth"
Bob-------"Seriously,This is the last warning for you Vicky"
Gwenn----"Hey look ,it's like a big space shuttle, what are they doing with it inside this cave?"
The door of that shuttle got opened and to their surprise, there were plants growing in there with in glass walls ,with a single vaccum fitted door.The aliens opened the door ,and immediately pushed them into that glass walled chamber and closed the door"
Bob------"So ploto meant plants and these people are growing them here using artificial means of arrangement"
Tom-----"Since plants release oxygen ,I think we can open our masks"
Vicky----"Elen will go first"
Elen-----"Even if you die, there will be no problem for our journey ,you try first"
Gwenn--"Stop it.I believe in Tom and I am going to open first"

Gwenn opened her mask and she is alive ,nothing happened to her,she immediately got rid of that suite and later on all the others did the same.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Rambo(Part-3)

The Aliens leader seeing his alien friends----"Wato aro tho Rambo amo thomosovo ? Leo tako theo to teo ploco whro wo gro ploto"
All the aliens at a time---"Aso uso mato"
Tom-----"Hey they know how to speak words other than Rambo"
Bob-----"Tom will you please shut up"
Elen-----"It is their alien language.If we can decode it ,we will be like Gods when we go back to earth"
Vicky----"Oh Elen ! come on ,these are the things that need to be discussed between the people who have brains.Not dumb heads"
Elen-----"How dare you call me like that"
Gwenn--"Will you please stop.If we are together in this mission, then only we can encounter them effectively.Elen and Vicky, from now on don't open your mouth unless you have a proper solution"
Vicky and Elen just nodded their heads.
The alien came near Bob and told him------"Wo aro takongo uo to teo ploto ploco"
Bob------"I think he is asking for some confirmation"
Gwenn---"Tell him that we accept"
Bob-------"but how?"
Tom------"There is one universal signal.Nod your head up and down"
Bob nodded his head up and down and
again alien to Bob--"Uo co spo thro Io thoko"
Bob-------"What the hell is this guy trying to tell me again?"
Elen-------"As per his face movements, it looks as if he is trying to convince you"
Bob-------"But why? I already told yes to them"
Vicky------"I think our universal signal for "Yes" is "no" for them.Try our universal signal for "no" by moving your head to and fro like that of a pendulum"
Bob now moved his head left and right and now the alien leader moved back and all the aliens started moving towards our astronauts.
Alien leader to aliens---"Tako theo to teo ploto ploco"
Aliens all at a time-----"Aso uso mato"
And the aliens came near our astronauts and lifted them-----Three aliens an astronaut and started taking them to some place.In the transportation process ,thee conversation between astronauts---
Tom------"Are they gonna take us to their temple and sacrifice us as a gift to their Gods"
Vicky-----"Yeah that's for sure.I think it asked our confirmation for sacrificing us.And one more thing,the most beautiful one will be sacrificed first"
Elen------"I think the most ugliest one will be the first"
Bob-------"Oh common.I don't think they will do that for us.If it is for sacrifice they would have dragged us from here to their temple.They would not lift and take us on their shoulders"
Gwenn----"You are right Bob and Elen is right before saying that they are speaking some alien language.There are some words common in their speech that are repeated"
Tom-------"Did you decode any part of it?"
Gwenn----"Yeah"
Elen-------"Tell quickly then.What are you waiting for?"
Gwenn----"The aliens repeated the words 'Aso Uso Mato' ,If we split the sentence it breaks into three words
Aso
Uso
Mato
Taking the first three alphabets of each word and converting them to English referring the remaining part of each word
we get,

Aso--As
Uso--You Say
Mato--Master"

Bob---"That's perfect ! What about the remaining sentences?"
Gwenn-"I don't remember them.If anyone could, I could decode them"
Tom----"I remember them.The sentences he spoke in succession were:
1.Wato aro tho Rambo amo thomosovo ? Leo tako theo to teo ploco whro wo gro ploto
2.Wo aro takongo uo to teo ploto placo
3.Uo co spo thro Io thoko
4.Tako theo to teo ploto ploco"

Gwenn decoded them and it will be in the next post.But, try to decode them yourself"

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Rambo(Part-2)

Vicky-------"No Gwenn ,there is more important thing than that,
the Oxygen"
Elen---------"Yeah you are right ! I am just about to say that"
Tom---------"Hey we forgot the most important thing of all,We saw some alien like spaces just before our landing"
Bob----------"And we can take their help in getting the required oxygen and going back to our planet"
Elen----------"Hey look ! they are coming towards us"

Gwenn took a pen and began to write-------
Structure of alien
1.3-foot tall
2.Eyes of the size of cricket ball
3.Nose is just like the eyes ,not plunging out like that of humans
4.Mouth is very small ,can a straw fit into it?
5.No hair
6.Rest of the body is like that of a dwarf with AIDS

Tom----------"Gwenn what are you doing ?"
Gwenn-------"Just noting down their structure"
Tom----------"You have shown the wits of a true G-MAT.First think of how to save ourselves from them"
Gwenn-------"Tom listen ! my SG is twice that of you in the high school.I know what to do"
Bob----------"Mine is thrice.So what ? Stop quarrelling and think of a solution"
Tom----------"Then you are the super G-MAT"
Bob----------"Ok ! I agree"
Mean while Elen came out with a solution
Elen---------"I will make them kneel before me by showing them my beauty"
Vicky--------"Elen your body has grown ,not brain.Exposing is not possible every where.This is red planet and if you come out of that suite------Uff-----you are gone"
Elen----------"You blacky muddy idiot"
Vicky---------"You cannot call me blacky.After all,Our president is also black.I will complain to the black police that you are showing racial feelings and they will put you in a jail and give you a good thrashing"
Elen----------"All the remaining here are white.No one's gonna give you proof.You can't do anything"
Vicky---------"Let's see, what can I do"
Bob-----------"You idiots ,first Tom and Gwenn and now you both.Please think of a solution.Oh ! they have arrived"

The aliens surrounded them from all sides

Tom-----------"No chance to escape now"
One of the aliens came forward and since Bob is the team leader for all of them he too went forward
Bob-----------"Hello we are from earth, the other planet (Pauses) And we are glad to meet you"
Alien----------"Rambo"
Vicky----------"Oh Bob ! I think it is calling me.My wife used to tell me that my biceps were like that of Sylvester Stallone"
Elen-----------"Did you forget what you said a few moments ago ? 'Everyone looks alike in this space suite' and I think your wife already divorced you last month"

Alien saw Elen--"Rambo"

Elen------------"I think it saw my face through this face mask of the space suite and got impression that I must be Rambo's lead pair in the movie and it may want me to act against it in the first ever movie of aliens made by man"
Bob-------------"Elen ! Would you please stop "
Elen------------"Don't be jealous Bob"
Bob------------"I am jealous,I accept and now (shouts)Enough is enough"

Alien saw Bob--"Rambo"

Tom------------"Gwenn what do you think this creature is trying to tell us ?"

Alien saw Tom-"Rambo"

Gwenn----------"Since we are in the space suits, only through the micro phone transmission system, anyone can hear us or we can hear from anyone.But how are we getting to listen-'Rambo' from it"

Alien saw Gwenn--"Rambo"

Bob-------------"Yeah you are right Gwenn and Our scientists developed a mechanism that lets us hear what others say in the short range from us just like on earth ,but what we speak cannot be heard by others with out the transmission system"

Alien saw Bob-"Rambo"

Tom-------------"So it's trying to say----"Why are you murmuring?" and it's Rambo in their alien language"
Remaining four spontaneously--"exactly"

Monday, July 5, 2010

Rambo(Part-1)

Cast---Tom,Vicky,Bob,Elen,Gwenn
Story type---Science fiction

The year is 2044.Man had already built large space stations on the surface of moon but hadn't reached Mars.The space shuttle to reach Mars is ready by now.Man's aim to make moon a stepping stone to enter mars is over.The stepping stone is ready,but who are the first people to step on moon and jump on Mars.After a lot of deliberations,Five astronauts were chosen.They were Tom,Vicky,Bob,Elen and Gwenn.

The space shuttle took off from the surface of the moon and is moving steadily in the orbit assigned to it.Bob ,Elen and Gwenn were assigned the driving responsibility of the shuttle.Slowly it entered the atmosphere of Mars.But as the shuttle is about to reach the surface of the Mars ,Tom and Vicky saw something through the glass panes of the space shuttle ,and shouted "aliens".Bob ,Elen and Gwenn also out of curiosity came to the glass pane to take a look at the aliens."Yes ! We found them"Gwenn exclaimed.Everyone hugged each other for being the first people from earth to see aliens.

Gwenn exclaimed again--"Who is driving the Shuttle?"Before she finished her last word the shuttle crash landed.Thanks to the excellent safety measures made by the scientists of that time.The shuttle got damaged ,but nothing of that damage reached the interior part.And in their own safety measures they forgot about what they saw a few moments before.

Tom-------"Yes we reached the surface of the moon.And I will be the first one to step on Mars"
Gwenn----"No I will be the first one"
Elen-------"No since I am the most beautiful ,I should be the one"
Vicky------"Your beauty on earth doesn't make any sense on Mars.In this space suite all of us are alike.Any way let's toss a coin"
Tom-------"You idiot.This is not the challenge between two people.It's between four people"
Vicky------"Yeah I know.If it's heads you win ,tails--Gwenn wins and if it lands vertically Elen and if it doesn't come down I win"
Tom-------"I accept"
Gwenn----"I too accept"
Elen-------"I too want either head or tails.I don't accept"
Vicky-----"Ok two out of three accept and majority wants the tossing of coin"
Vicky tossed the coin.But it didn't come down.Vicky won and ran towards the door of the shuttle, but it is getting closed.It meant already some one got out.

It's undoubtedly Bob.So in silence Vicky came out slowly and also the other three.

When did Bob come out? When the four of them were quarrelling, Bob slowly opened the door of the shuttle and kept foot on the Mars.By now everyone got out and started feeling the new planet through their feet.

Mean while Bob took his microphone and started speaking to the world audience------"My dear American brothers and sisters.I am the first person to step on the red planet.Watch me as I am planting the American flag here also, just like as we planted on Moon.We stood before the climatic changes on earth and claimed it.Later on we claimed the Moon.Now we are going to claim the Mars also.The future is ours.Mr.President---I am proud to be part of this wonderful journey "

Vicky----------"Bob ! only the four of us could hear you ,not the whole universe.Our transmitting system to the earth got damaged due to crash"
Bob-----------"Ohh shit ! I by-hearted the speech almost a thousand times and now it's all in vain"
Elen----------"Oh then there is no proof that Bob is the first one to step on Mars.That's good.I will claim myself as the first person on Mars"
Tom----------"No I will claim myself"
Gwenn-------"Oh ! You forgot the most important thing.Our shuttle got damaged.We are not going to get back to our home planet"
Everyone now started staring their faces.There are also other faces staring and coming towards them---------Aliens